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Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
 
– John Wayne


August 24, 2006

One singular sensation

I saw A Chorus Line last night.

I was among the early adopters of A Chorus Line, having seen the touring company when they hit the now-demolished Shubert Theatre in Century City in the mid-'70s. The show was a revelation, and I walked out of the theater invigorated, feeling like I too had been through the mill and emerged triumphant, just like the "kids" who got the gig in the line – which, tellingly, included the whole company in the finale, not just the ones who had made the final cut a few minutes earlier.

The Lovely Mrs. Hunter and the Little Hunters and I went to see the show last night, now, 30 years later. The Lovely Mrs. Hunter has also seen the show at the Shubert, and we were afraid that we had oversold it to the Little Hunters and that it would look like some old relic like the Beatles or black-and-white movies, something that seemed like a good idea at the time but it's a new century awready.

Happily, the show almost exactly the same, and as good as it ever was. There are some changes: There are some hip-hop moves in the dancing, the trombone part in Dance 10: Looks 3 has disappeared, and Paul McCartney now owns the music, but the characters are the same, their ambitions and their needs – to dance, to perform, to entertain, to get this job – as true and as heartfelt as they ever were. When the entire line assembled at the upstage backdrop, neatly in size order, raised their glittering gold top hats as one and started the finale number with a triumphant sing-shout of "ONE!!!" the whole house erupted in an ovation that rattled the gold decorations on the walls of the theater.

Afterwards, hanging around the stage door as my kids passed around their programs for autographs, I noticed how young, and fresh, and surprised by the attention the actors were. We walked back to the hotel invigorated, stopping at a Burger King for a late-night snack and spent the evening telling the Little Hunters about the first time we had seen the show and getting into a spirited discussion of Donna McKechnie's interpretation of Cassie as opposed to Charlotte d'Amboise's.

The show goes to Broadway the end of September. It's gonna be there a while.

One last touch of Stardust

The Stardust Hotel and Casino on the Las Vegas strip, scheduled to become a vacant lot sometime after the first of the year, will host the Adult Nightclub and Exotic Dancer awards tonight. I am unfortunately unable to attend, being some 566 miles away, according to Mapquest. If you're going, feel free to drop a line and let me know how it turmed out.

The 2006 Adult Nightclub and Exotic Dancer Awards Show Comes to The Stardust Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada, August 24, 2006

Las Vegas, Nevada - For the ninth straight year, ED Publications, publisher of Exotic Dancer Club Bulletin Magazine, will salute the nation’s top clubs, feature entertainers, industry businesses and adult club executives with a full-blown Awards Show during the 14th Annual Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo. The Annual Adult Nightclub & Exotic Dancer Awards Show will be held on Thursday, August 24, 2006, from 9-11 pm at the Wayne Newton Theater inside the Stardust Hotel & Casino.

Nearly 20 national awards will be presented at the 2006 Awards Show, a show that will also include command performances by the six nominees for the coveted ED’s “Entertainer of the Year” Award. These lucky nominees include Claudia Monet, Donna Doll, Nikki Benz, Taya Parker, Tanya Taylor and Zoe Britton.

Each year since the inception of the Awards Show in 1998, the show has featured top comic hosts like Robert Schimmel, Pauly Shore, Father Guido Sarducci, Dom Irrera, Rich Vos and Rhonda Shear. In 2006, the Pit Bull of Comedy — Bobby Slayton — will step into that slot for the first time.

A true “comic’s comic,” Slayton has been performing his own intense style of stand-up comedy for 25 years, becoming one of the best-known and most energetic comedians on the road. Slayton has also had scene-stealing roles in such films as Get Shorty, Ed Wood and Wayne’s World 2.

Special guest presenters have also become the norm at the ED Awards Show, and the 2006 version is no exception. Penthouse’s Pet of the Year for 2006 and ED’s 2006/2007 Adult Nightclubs Guide cover girl Jamie Lynn will be on hand as a special presenter (courtesy of Penthouse Magazine), as will adult film super starlet and feature entertainer Stormy Daniels and adult film legend and part-time comedian Ron Jeremy.

And just as past Awards Shows have introduced some of the newest and hottest talent in the adult industry, the 2006 show will include appearances by two of ClubJenna’s hottest contract girls, Sophia Rossi and Krystal Steal.



One froggy evening

August 18, 2006

Random Notes From A Red Notebook: August 15 PSK at Sardo's

I got a late start because I got three hours sleep Monday night so I laid down for "a few minutes" about 5:00 and slept till 10 pm. Oops. I made the trans-Burbank trek to Sardo's and found a space right in front. That doesn't happen often... Award-winning editor Sonny Malone is in an intense conversation with Steven St. Croix in a parking space, and Powder is in a small knot of smokers by the ATMs. I chat for a moment with Seymour before heading in.

Inside, I see Lexi Lamour and Ric Williams on the platform, and they graciously invite me to join them. Ric points to his Black Widow Talent T-shirt, then to Lexi: "She's my partner." In the performance space, the Weird Al impersonator guy is setting up a Kermit the Frog puppet on a small stool and kneeling behind it, the mic stand lowered to meet his diminished stature. He performs The Rainbow Connection, and quite well. I wonder how Disney would react to that. I wonder how far away Disney is from here. A few blocks, but how many?... Sonny Malone joins us, pointing out the Weird Al guy: "I know him. He's a graphic designer." She's left Danni's and is now working at Playboy (but still available for freelance, she hastens to add). She's been following the drama about Danni's on the Websites, but "I can't talk about it. I signed a non-disclosure agreement."

Can I mention that?

"Sure," she grins. "That's not a secret."


The demarcation lines are still in effect, with the non-porn people segregated by the bar. As I look around, I notice that the porn turnout is sparse. "A lot of wannabes tonight," Ric observes. John West joins us on the platform, along with a buxom Alex Monroe almost spilling out of a white bustier.

Steven St. Croix takes the mic, belts out a passable Folsom Prison Blues, although he wavers on the melody. At the bridge, he does a hip-sway that prompts somebody to observe "He's channeling Nick Manning." St. Croix is followed by Konnie from DVSX doing Toxic. Soft Cell's Tainted Love leads to a sing-along... Tee Reel swings by... A guy in full Billy Idol getup sings – wait for it – W
hite Wedding...


Not Billy Idol
T is for "Toxic"
Kara Kennedy.
At Ric's request, Kristin sings the Nat King Cole classic Orange Colored Sky. This is a highlight of the evening for me, for a couple of reasons. First, Kristin has an excellent voice, and she sings the hell out of it. That's enough right there. I dug around a bit after she sang it last time, and I found that the really scary imagery in the song, which likens falling in love to being on the receiving end of an artillery attack, reflects its post WWII origins – the returning veterans could afford to be casual about artillery attacks. It was also co-written by veteran composer Milton DeLugg, whose TV pedigree goes back to the groundbreaking late-night TV show Broadway Open House, and includes a stint with Chuck Barris, writing themes for several of Barris' TV shows and leading the band ("Milton DeLugg and the Band with a Thug") on The Gong Show. (Ever wonder why the band always played Hoop-De-Doo when they announced the winner on The Gong Show? Milton wrote it.)

But Orange Colored Sky resonates with me because right after WWII, my father was going to Los Angeles City College on the GI Bill and the group of people he hung out with (including my mother, who he met at LACC, and fellow LACC student Mel Tormé) used to frequent little nightclubs in the area and one of the clubs featured a jazz piano player who was playing in a trio with a guitar and bass and sang a little. His name was Nat King Cole.

So 60 years later, here I am, in a little neighborhood bar, digging another vocalist singing Orange Colored Sky. Maybe it's genetic. I'd say it was déjà vu, but it didn't happen to me the first time.

Sonny comes in from a smoke break with a tall cutie in tow. She introduces her as "Kara Kennedy. New talent – she hasn't even done any scenes yet." She's from Ohio, I manage to find out as we try to converse over the music... Steven St. Croix is on stage again, asking "Who's fucked up? I can't be the only one." And from the response, he isn't the only one. There's a brunette on the platform who's having trouble sitting up, I'd say she's fucked up, big time... Another new performer, Jason, sings to a big ovation. Kid has a following. Or an entourage... It gets to be 1:30, and Kristen starts the medley of the Cheers theme, a bluesy number with a refrain line "Get the fuck out," Roy Rogers crooning Happy Trails, you get the idea. I swill down the last Diet Coke of the night, topping off my caffeine buzz, and head out.

In the parking lot, I say goodbye to Sonny, who is discussing performing with a would-be male performer, and head off. I have something to do.

Disney is 12 blocks away.



Jenna Jameson's tits

That oughta generate a lotta hits. Doc Johnson releases a mold of Jenna Jameson's superstructure. Here's the release:

Doc Johnson Lets Jenna Jameson Fans Cop a Feel of the Adult Film Star’s Perfect Pair™

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Breast men and women will fall in love with Jenna’s Perfect Pair ™, an anatomically correct mold of adult industry icon Jenna Jameson’s 32C breasts from Doc Johnson. The adult novelty powerhouse, to coincide with its 30th anniversary, developed the unique novelty for Club Jenna, the namesake product company of the reigning queen of porn.

“In terms of look and texture, this novelty is one-of-a-kind. There’s nothing out there like it,” said Chad Braverman, director of product development and licensing for Doc Johnson. “Now, Jenna Jameson addicts can own one of the most popular physical features in adult film today.”

Jenna’s Perfect Pair™, a single novelty piece created from a cast taken of Jameson’s breasts at Doc Johnson’s North Hollywood facilities, is made from Doc Johnson’s patented Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3®) material, scientifically developed patented rubber compound that mimics the feel of human flesh.



Jenna Haze. Any resemblance to Rita Hayworth has to be coincidental.

Jenna Haze goes east

Personal appearances in New York and New Jersey. Have a look, and if you go, tell her I said hi:

Adult star Jenna Haze is heading to the east coast for a series of in-store appearances and signings for Romantic Depot. This will be Jenna's first solo store appearance in over a year. Jenna will be on hand in support her best-selling DVD, "Jenna Haze Dark Side" from Jules Jordan Video.

"I am so excited to get back out and meet my fans. I love doing store signings, and I have missed interacting with fans on a personal level. This is who actually buys the movies, and I am more than happy to meet them and thank them for their continued support of my career", stated Miss Haze.

Jenna will be signing for Romantic Depot this Friday and Saturday at three different store locations during her two day trip.

Friday August 18, 2006
4:00pm - 7:00pm
Romantic Depot
6 Frontage Street
Elmsford, NY

Saturday August 19, 2006
1:00pm - 4:00pm
Romantic Depot
197 RT. 17 South
Paramus, NJ

Saturday August 19, 2006
5:00pm - 8:00pm
Romantic Depot
301 RT. 59 East

West Nyack, NY


The porn parody lives!!

There was a time when the porn parody happened every day. Now they are rare. Leave it to Playboy to pick up the slack: They picked out some pictures from the library that featured models posing with some serpentine friends, and put 'em together under the title "Snakes on a Playmate." You have to join the Playboy Cyber Club to see them, and if that's all you want to see the buy-in is steep for 12 pictures but full points for ingenuity.


PLAYBOY.COM ANNOUNCES SNAKES ON A PLAYMATE!

NEW YORK, NY – August 17, 2006 – High concept meets pop-culture in Playboy.com’s newest feature, “Snakes on a Playmate."

It’s a dozen of the sexiest snake handlers since Eve cavorted in the Garden of Eden. Playmates and celebrities past and present getting friendly with reptiles in the altogether – what more could you want from the Internet?

“Snakes on a Playmate” goes live on Playboy.com Friday, August 18.


The mainstream film Snakes on a Plane opens today nationwide.


Hello, Guy Fawkes is back again, I see...
Speaking of mainstream

Two movies by maverick film-critic-turned filmmaker Lindsay Anderson play tonight and tomorrow at the New Beverly Cinema: if.... and O Lucky Man! The 1968 if.... was Malcolm McDowell's first film, in which he leads a student rebellion against a call-it-repressive school. The rebellion involves automatic weapons. O Lucky Man! (1973) checks in with the same character, Mick Travis, as he starts his post-school life as a coffee salesman in the North of England. The movie starts as a narrative, and then starts to get fanciful, like tales told around a campfire, with actors (many of whom appeared in if....) turning up in different roles and ends with a confrontation between Mick and director Lindsay Anderson. With luck it will be an uncut print: Warner Bros. cut 20 minutes for the initial US release and it was the only time a film appeared longer after 20 minutes were taken out.

Anderson was a challenging filmmaker, whose artistic choices were made as much on practicality as expression (some scenes in if.... were shot in black and white because the color film stock was too slow to get a good color image, so they used a fast black and white stock for those scenes) but the films well repay the attention paid. Neither is on DVD, although old beat-up VHS may be available.

And FWIW, I attended the first public screening of O Lucky Man! in London in 1973, and have seen it dozens of times. It'll be one more by Sunday.



Maybe I spoke too soon

Private seems to be getting into the porn-parody business too, with the umpteenth variation on George Lucas' swashbuckling saga of interplanetary adventure.

Porn Wars Episode 1:
The Battle for the Sexual Freedom of the Universe Begins.

(Chatsworth, CA) -- Private is proud to release their latest adult epic. “Porn Wars” is the first installment of a trio of sizzling space adventures from director Kovi.
 
“Porn Wars” pits the Seth and Jodi armies against one another in a struggle for sexual control of the galaxy. Gorgeous ladies such as Nikki Rider and Victoria Swinger take us on the sexual adventure of a lifetime as they battle the incredible Tera Bond and luscious Mya Diamond. Can the curvaceous Jodi warriors defeat the sultry Seth and save the universe? These out of this world vixens won’t stop until they have gone deep, deep into inner space.
 
Episode 1 touches down in this galaxy on September 4th and promises nothing short of out of this world sex.
 
Cum join the force!

 
Bring out yer boobs

It started out as a clever novelty, but the put-your-boobs-in-the-Booble-logo thing is taking off, so to speak, as Booble has made it a contest with a $500 monthly prize and a $5000 prize for the winner of the annual competition. Maybe not much of a return on investment on that boob job, but the exposure is good. Here's the detail:

Booble Cover Girl Contest Doubles in Size Going into the Fall with a Close battle for Booble's Miss August

Los Angeles, CA Booble.com - the Internet’s top adult search engine and porn directory – recently announced it is converting its popular Booble fan sign program, in which adult models placed their OOs in between the big “B” and little “ble”, into a full fledged contest. With the contest into full gear, the company is letting the public in on who is winning, and who is in the running.

“This has been an exciting concept that has grown a life of its own,” says Booble founder and CEO Bob Smart. “After Naughty Allie’s victory in July, we have a neck-and-neck race between numerous talent, and we are able to see that the girls are pushing hard to get the votes. Not only that, but studios have begun to show great interest in our contest, as we are getting more girls than we imagined.”

What began on July 1 as a fun contest for both talent and fans has turned into quite a race, as Booble visitors are voting on their favorite Booble cover girl every month. Winning models will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.

The contest is open to professional models over the age of 18 only – meaning: you must have a web site or cam show, or appear on a web site or cam site, or appear in at least one commercially released DVD. All models must use the fan sign provided by Booble. A winner will be selected by the users of Booble.com every month. Winning models will receive a cash prize of $500, and entry into an annual contest which will award $5,000 to the winning model. Monthly Winners are automatically entered in annual contest.

Politics as usual

A collection of political links. Have a look:

Ivins: White House helping abate fear shortage
http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20060814_molly_ivins_shortage_fear/

GOP blocks the vote
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/10/opinion/10thu1.html

Watch out for bad code in blogs
http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/40006/

Our Esteemed President preps legislation to let himself off the hook for inevitable war crimes trials
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/08/AR2006080801276.html

Judge overrules Constitution, favoring corporations, go figure:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/12/washington/12deficit.html
BuzzFlash gives a closer look:
http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/analysis/091

Are we killing our own soldiers?
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/is-an-armament-sickening-us-soldiers/20060812123809990008

Our Esteemed President manages to save a cross on public property by signing a bill making it a "war memorial":
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-cross15aug15,0,2114401.story?coll=la-home-headlines

FCC cracking down on "fake news"?
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/15/fake.news.ap/index.html

Oh, look: Keith Olbermann spotted the "coincidences" of bad news for Our Esteemed President and increased "terror alerts" two years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az7yl-UnsQQ

UK "terror" plot: This Brit isn't buying it. (Scroll down to August 14)
http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/

How Our Esteemed President and his liars may pull "victory" out of the Iraq mess yet:
http://www.alternet.org/waroniraq/40444/

UK Independent: Labour MPs don't much care for Our Esteemed President
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article1220089.ece



A word from the southern part of Southern California

Dave Cummings sends his latest missive from his observation post in the San Diego area.

FROM THE TRENCHES
BY: Dave Cummings—Porn Star/Producer/Director

Hopefully, by the end of Election Day on November 7, 2006, we normal red-blooded Americans will have taken back OUR America from those subjective-political incumbents who pander to the noisy radicals of the religious right! WE need to stand up and be counted, and the way to do that in a truly All-American way is to vote! The politicians at all levels of government need to get the message that if they interfere with American access to Adult Entertainment, they can expect to be booted out of office by the voters. If you’re not yet registered to vote, please call your Registrar of Voters TODAY and have the appropriate form(s) mailed or emailed to you; like me, you can also probably request an Absentee or Mail-in ballots so that you won’t even need to go to an actual voting booth. Voting is simple and easy, and it’s the only way we REAL citizens can keep our access to adult entertainment from being raped by politicians who foolishly think that they need to genuflect to the religious right-wing radicals. Be an All-American, VOTE!

It sounds like elements of the radical religious “police” are now mounting campaigns against mainstream magazines that typically have beautiful female models on their covers; and, they are attacking hotels that have adult films as part of their in-room television offerings. My guess is that a lot of church-going folks are among the people who read those magazines and/or are among the 50% of business travelers who pay for adult pay-per-view at All-American hotels – ironically, these same church members might themselves vote against these intrusions into their private lives! Radical religious “police” might end getting boomeranged by their own church members!

A few weeks ago at the Annual Free Speech Coalition’s “Night of the Stars” extravaganza in Los Angeles, while making an acceptance speech for an award I had just received, I took the opportunity to remind attendees that America needs the line between Church and State to stop being crossed by politicians currying favor with the hypocritical religious radicals—prayerfully, getting out the vote might help remind such pandering politicians; I also pushed attendees to help with voter registrations of fans and Adult Industry folks, and to keep our American troops in their thoughts and prayers. Some of the major stars I chatted with during the evening were: Jill Kelly, Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels, Mr Marcus, Brittany Andrews, and many others. In an industry where we talent folks perform in the nude, it was ironic to see adult actresses and actors dressed in suits and gowns.

Hey Houston! Thanks to an invitation from the fine folks at Adult Quest, I’ll be there for the “Lone Star Pornutopia Weekend” Nov 29-Dec 2! Yup, I’m getting an early XXXMAS present this year! And, it sounds like a fun time is in store for the citizens of Houston! More big-name porn stars are being added constantly, so keep checking http://www.lonestarpornutopia.com for all the latest news. I can’t wait for November 29th to get here!

I’ll keep this column short, in hopes that you’ll use the reading time that you’re saving to instead become a voter, and/or to urge someone else to become a voter.

As always, I believe that sex between and among consenting adults is a God-given gift that is natural, normal, and healthy ---if you agree, please vote in the November 7th elections!

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com


Today's Digital Playground trailer is for a new Teagan title

Director Celeste gets together with some Digital Playground contract performers and you can't get the vid until a week from Thursday but the trailer is available now. Have a look:


DIGITAL PLAYGROUND ANNOUNCES THE RELEASE OF TEAGAN'S JUICE

Digital Playground and contract director Celeste are thrilled to announce the release of Teagan's Juice. Shot entirely on HD, Teagan's Juice features Teagan Presley, who appears in six extraordinary scenes, including a phenomenal anal with Erik Everhard. Rich with innuendo, Celeste uses ripe fruits intertwined with passionate sex. The fresh and organic juices explode and drip through every scene. Teagan unleashes her own sweet juice in boy/girl scenes with Jerry and Marco Banderas, as well as a solo scene, a girl/girl with Codi Milo in the bathtub and an outstanding three-way with Penthouse Pet Charlie Laine and Celeste Star. Breathtakingly beautiful and insanely hard, Celeste added Penthouse Pet of the Year runner up, Sophia Santi™, Naomi and Michelle Maylene to the cast, providing 9 artistic and erotic scenes for the most discriminate viewer.

Available on August 31st, Teagan's Juice offers a behind-the-scenes featurette, 16X9 wide screen format, full motion menus, photo galleries and surround sound. DVD Talk writes, "Teagan's Juice is a must have title for your collection. It will fit the bill for couples and ladies wanting something to warm up to, while providing enough Teagan Presley erotica to keep you busy for a lot of passionate sessions." Swank agrees, "Teagan Presley fans will be thrilled with this new star vehicle from Digital Playground. With brilliant production values, stellar art direction an outrageously beautiful cast, Teagan's Juice is a must have."

The trailer for Teagan's Juice can be viewed and downloaded NOW at:
http://www.digitalplayground.com/mov/teagansjuice.html

Place your orders now with
Sue (at) DigitalPlayground.com or Peggy (at) DigitalPlayground.com .


August 15, 2006

I was wrong when I said I was wrong

Turns out the White House (read: Karl Rove) was up to his neck in the call-it-suspect timing of the "terror cell" bust in London. Here's the word from MSNBC: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14320452/

"War on Terror" waged by everyday London law enforcement

While Our Esteemed President continues his alleged truncated tequila-and-toot binge at his Crawford ranch luxury estate, turns out that rank-and-file English police, not US armed forces troops, were getting the job done.
http://www.hoffmania.com/blog/2006/08/military_or_law.html



Britney Rears overhaul continues

The cutie-pie chanteuse, who has already been given a drastic makeover by getting a new performer to play the part, gets a similar sea-change on her Website, which offers promotional material on all three Britney Rears videos (so far). Have a look:


BRITNEY REARS GETS BEAUTIFUL WEBSITE MAKEOVER

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) With a brand new movie less than 3 weeks away, the fun loving Britney Rears has received a wonderful make-over giving her a pretty new face and a brand new shine to her much trafficked website.

The website located at www.britneyrears.com is now packed with movie trailers, photo galleries, news stories, a music section where fans can listen to all of the great Britney music and fun contests offering fans a great look at what the forthcoming Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted DVD has to offer.

“We wanted to provide all of the movie trailers including the brand new trailer for Britney Rears 3 so we have completely remodeled the entire site and the result is fantastic,” stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play/X-Play.

With movie trailers available in QuickTime as well as Windows Media Player formats, fans now have easy access to the wonderful world of Britney as well as an opportunity to take a sneak peak at Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted offered in hardcore and PG trailer versions due in stores August 29th.

“I love the new website and we just taped a bunch of video promotional spots for retailers and also for the new contests that will be offered leading up to the movie’s release. I’m really happy with the way it looks,” stated rising superstar Hillary Scott who has assumed the role of the loveable Britney Rears character.

“With Hillary Scott doing such a great job playing Britney in this third movie, we wanted to give a nice facelift to the entire website. I can’t believe how great the movie turned out and what a great actress Hillary has become so it was important to build a great place for fans of Britney Rears and Hillary Scott,” stated movie director Will Rider.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted from X-Play/Hustler Video will be in stores everywhere August 29th and so far the pre-orders have been exceeding expectations making this a likely major summer blockbuster.

“This looks like it could be our biggest movie of the year,” stated Hustler’s national sales manager David Diamond said. “This Britney Rears franchise just keeps getting bigger and better and this third volume is awesome.”

“I was blown away when I watched a screening copy last week and I’m not just saying that,” stated Hustler’s creative director Drew Rosenfeld. “The new website is really good, but the movie is even better. Check out the trailer online and you’ll get a little taste of how good this movie is,” he continued.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted directed by the fast rising Will Rider is filled with a captivating story of time travel that lands Britney and her girlfriend played by Jasmine Byrne in 1974. “I had so much fun making this movie, I can’t wait until it comes out,” Byrne stated.

With over 4 hours of total footage and a collector’s edition bonus DVD of Britney Rears 1: Wild Back Stage Sex Party in every package, Britney Rears 3 should become the biggest Britney movie ever.

Fans are encouraged to check out the new website and watch the movie trailers and listen to the soundtrack for Britney Rears 3 which features original 70s sounding music. “We went overboard with the music and spent 5 days in the studio getting it right,” Mullen proudly stated.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted
will be in stores everywhere August 29th from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Check out www.britneyrears.com and www.myspace.com/therealbritneyrears for more information.


Know the enemy

An anti-porn group hiding behind the misleading name "The Campaign For Corporate Responsibility" ran this ad in USA Today trying to get hotels to stop showing pay-per-view porn. Yeah, like that's gonna happen, the last time I was in a hotel I checked out the PPV and they were getting like $15 a view. And PPV porn is everywhere: I've seen PPV porn being offered when I've stayed at motels on Harbor Boulevard, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
http://www.cwfa.org/images/content/usatoday-080806.pdf


Here's $250. Buy a vowel.

The Adult Industry Magazine has finally twigged to that French clothing company that has a hardcore-porn online catalog. They copied it out of the L.A. Times, as is acknowledged in the copy. Have a look:
http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=274049

You know that they copied it from the Times instead of from this site because I covered it back on May 17. Got the original press release from the French publicists and I even got the URL right:


"Try and show off the clothes, okay?"
May 17, 2006

Don't be Shaï


This is a hell of a way to sell clothing. But effective. The new interactive catalogue from Shaï clothing shows couples pulling off their clothing and having sex, as small green dots appear on the screen that you can click on for more detail about the clothes as the image freeze-frames. The sex scenes were shot by Video Marc Dorcel, so they have that cool European look about them, and they are definitely hardcore, with a b/g, a g/g, and a b/b, so whatever you want to see, they've got it. And there's clothing too. Have a look: http://www.sexpacking.com/


It only makes sense that I got it before they did, because Burbank is closer to France than Chatsworth is. Nice to see they finally found out about this one over on Eton Avenue. Good goin'.

Sunny Lane
Win-a-date-with-Sunny-Lane contest is over

And a good thing, the date is for this Saturday's Ted Nugent concert at the Sunset Strip House of Blues. And then the guy gets to go on a set on Sunday, before going home to a group of friends who will say "Sure you went out with a porn star and went on a porn set." He better take pictures. Here's the release:


Lethal Hardcore Names Contest Winner for Wango Tango in Hollywood with Sunny Lane

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — With tremendous fan response and scores of well-written entries, the search for a winner by adult starlet on the rise Sunny Lane and primo gonzo producer Lethal Hardcore for the Win a Date with Sunny Lane contest has come to an end.

Jon, an Arizona native, will join Lane to see rock legend Ted Nugent on Aug. 19 at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip, as well as take in the Hollywood sights and dine with the award-winning performer. He will spend the following day as a member of Lethal Hardcore's production team, meeting adult performers Nathan Threat and Crystal Clear as they shoot a scene for the upcoming interracial title Black on White Camel Toe Vol. 1, to be released on Oct. 3.

"Needless to say I'm quite surprised at winning this contest," Jon said, "I've been a fan of Sunny Lane's ever since I first saw her on screen. She's got such an engaging personality that just jumps off the screen and when I saw this contest to win a date with her I thought, 'Why not?' So I gave it a shot. I have to thank Stoney Curtis and Lethal Hardcore for this and a big thank you to Sunny for giving up her time -- as luck would have it I get to check out Terrible Ted Nugent as well, and take my first ever ride in a limo around Hollywood so I'm quite the happy camper right now! I know it's going to be a lot of fun and having Sunny as my date is something I won't soon forget."

Lane is just as enthusiastic and said, "I'm very excited that we have a winner for the contest. Jon and I are going to rock the night away seeing Ted and take in everything we can. It's going to be a blast!"

Stoney Curtis, owner of Lethal Hardcore, was happy he could bring a fan together with Lane and his company for a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

"Not only does Jon get to spend time with Sunny, who's one of the hottest new stars working in the industry, but he gets to be her guest for dinner and at the Uncle Ted concert at the House of Blues," Curtis added. "To top it off, he lives the dream of every XXX fan to get a hands-on view of what it's like to work on an adult set."

For more information visit stoneycurtisxxx.com. Distributors may email Mike Ott at celestialproductions (at) socal.rr.com.

Sunny Lane's official Web site is sunnylanexxx.com.


Typo alert

I was perusing this Alternet article (I read all the lefty sites so you don’t have to) and I saw this egregious typo:

Titus and North aren't household names. But Titus, former dean of TV preacher Pat Robertson's Regent University law school, has led the legal battle to plant the Ten Commandants in county courthouses across the nation. North, an apostle of the creed called Christian Reconstructionism, is one of the most influential elders of American fundamentalism.

Not "Ten Commandants," it should be "Ten Commandments."

I think.



This can also be seen on the cover
Van Styles getting behind in his work

The latest butt-centric title from the director is in the punningly-titled Ass Appeal line. The cover is a little raw to run without extensive 2257 documentation, but the press release is protected by the First Amendment, so here goes:


HUSTLER HARDLINE GOES BOTTOMS UP WITH ASS APPEAL #4

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Hustler Hardline announces the release of ASS APPEAL #4, the latest installment in the bum-loving series.

Director Van Styles, a self-confessed ass lover, continues his signature big-butt-themed collection for Hustler Video with ASS APPEAL #4.

Styles says of the series, “I have always been a fan of anal sex and girls with big asses; that’s how I got the idea for ASS APPEAL. I like to shoot women with big asses; it’s a turn-on for anyone who is into large butts to watch these girls get fucked.”

When it comes to capturing the beauty of a big ass, Styles is a master, and his ASS APPEAL flicks are fine-tuned for the big-butt connoisseur. Dana De Armond continues to amaze with her incredible sexual prowess. In her scene with Eric Everhard, the two go through numerous vaginal positions and then have a passionate ass fuck. The scene ends with an amazing, tight shot of Dana’s gaping asshole.

When asked what makes ASS APPEAL #4 different from its predecessors, Styles replies, “Quality…the quality of the girls and the intense focus on the ass. ASS APPEAL #4 has more extreme attention on the ass, from the teasers all the way through the sex positions.”

Quality is always assured when the Rose sisters perform, and, in ASS APPEAL #4, Mia and Ava do a rare pussy-to-mouth scene. Ava and Mia are fucking Marcus London and Mark Ashley, respectively, when Mark pulls out of Mia to get blown by Ava. Styles reiterates how incredibly inspiring the whole endeavor was to shoot. “These girls are gorgeous, and to have them in a swapping sex orgy, it was just incredible.”

ASS APPEAL #4 was shot over five days in a variety of gorgeous locations throughout Porn Valley. The cast also includes Luscious Lopez, Velocity Von and Georgia Peach, who does a fantastic threeway, complete with some acrobatic DPs.

ASS APPEAL #4 is the jewel in the ASS APPEAL crown. Styles once again delivers top-quality bottom.



A return to basics

To those who say the porn parody is dead, I say "Hah!" Exhibit A: A porn parody of a well-known '70s and '80s TV show that was recently remade into a theatrical movie by Warner Bros. This version's got naked women in it, which makes it more interesting than the PG13-rated movie right there. Have a loo
k:

Danni Hardcut releases The Boobs Of Hazzard 2 in Hi Def

(Los Angeles, CA) – Double Headers, a double scoop of chocolate ice cream, TWINS. Some things are better in twos and who knows that better than Danni Ashe?

Danni Hardcut, the hardcore DVD production line of Danni.com, proudly announces the release of their latest title, “The Boobs Of Hazzard 2 – Back To The Ranch.” Scheduled to hit stores on August 14th, “Boobs 2…” comes hot on the heels of the highly successful first installment.

“Boobs of Hazzard 2” features Charlie Laine as Daisy Luke. Between her sweet Southern accent and her delightful perky boobs, she is perfectly cast. Other featured performers include the dangerously cute Celeste Star, Jezebelle Bond, Karlie Montana, and Mackenzie Mack.

Boobs 2 revolves around Daisy Luke’s bail on Hazzard County by stealing Boss Lady’s (Mackenzie Mack) hidden stash of cash to help her start a new life in the big city. Nothing goes smoothly in Hazzard though and Daisy has to use her considerable charms to distract Boss Lady long enough to make her escape.

It seems that everyone in the county wants a piece of Daisy. Even the cops want to sample her sweet muffins. She has to outsmart officer Karlie Montana using more than her smarts.

If things were bad in Hazzard, Daisy finds out that they are worse in the big city. After being picked up by a couple of city girls (Jezebelle Bond & Celeste Star) our busty heroine engages in some road-side 3-way sex. All seems right with the world until she wakes up to find that her new friends have made off with her stolen loot.

As if being broke and stranded isn’t enough, Daisy has to deal with the fact that Boss Lady is hot on her heels and looking for some payback.

It’s going to be a hot time in Hazzard all right.

Bonus materials include a red hot Celeste Star masturbation scene, a stunning striptease by Carli Banks, exclusive Behind The Scenes footage, and a photo gallery.

In addition to the hot action and bodacious breasts, this DVD is the first title from Danni Hardcut that was shot in the Hi Definition Video format.

Danni Hardcut is transitioning their DVD line to include harder content. This hot sequel continues the company’s move in that direction. Titles focusing on Squirting, Anal Sex, and MILF’s are also on the upcoming release slate.



August 11, 2006

I was wrong

I hate to admit this kind of thing, but the truth is more important than petty partisan politics. I thought that the timing of the exposure of the British Terror Plot was engineered by the Evil Puppetmaster Karl Rove after Bush toady Joe Lieberman took such a beating in Tuesday's primary election in Connecticut. A timeline from thinkprogress.org indicates that the White House had minimal involvement in the investigation and the arrests, which actually makes more sense. If Turd Blossom had his slimy tendrils in it, this would have happened before the General Election, not after a Primary.

I regret the error.

Teri Weigel's in town

Veteran porn performer Teri Weigel is at the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys, making one of her occasional visits from her rural home "in Hooterville" and putting her special brand of showmanship and talent to work in the up-close-and-personal space. I took copious notes on her first three shows Thursday and this afternoon, and a Random Notes From A Red Notebook will follow, but in the meantime let me recommend her show(s) tonight and Saturday.


August 10, 2006

Swift, decisive action

Ya gotta hand it to Karl Rove. As soon Our Esteemed President's biggest toady on the Democratic side goes down to humiliating defeat in the Connecticut primary, another bogus "terrorist plot" gets exposed, the Department of Homeland Paranoia bumps everything up to Condition Red: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid, and Joe Lieberman becomes old news, like VE Day.

Here's the story from the Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/10/AR2006081000152.html

And here's Gary Hart's eerily prescient prediction of what was going to happen, which was posted last Saturday. He was wrong about the specifics, expecting a Nixonian "Peace in our time" lie instead of the one that was actually cobbled up, but the analysis was valid: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gary-hart/an-october-surprise_b_26589.html 
Teri Weigel
Return of a legend

Veteran performer Teri Weigel will be at the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino today through Saturday, with a special matinee performance Friday at 12:45 in the afternoon. The Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys is at 15004 Oxnard Street in Van Nuys, just east of Sepulveda. Tell her I said hi.



It’s official: Nicki Hunter is a part-time mean bitch

The not-really-my-sister performer signs a non-exclusive contract with MeanBitch Productions, so I guess if she invites me to a set I'll be busy.


MeanBitch Productions Signs Nicki Hunter as New Contract Girl

LOS ANGELES, CA – MeanBitch Productions today announced the signing of A-List starlet Nicki Hunter to a one-year, non-exclusive contract. Nicki will be performing, directing, and doing live appearances.

Nicki Hunter has an impressive résum
é. She’s appeared as a Dominatrix in productions for numerous companies, including MeanBitch Productions, Venus Girls, and Anarchy, and was named "Best Female Performer" at this year's XRCO awards. She has been nominated for numerous awards, and is one of the most popular performers in the adult industry.

On the production side, Nicki has directed scenes for Hustler, Anarchy, and for Meanbitches.com. She will now be directing all scenes for the new MeanAmazonBitches.com.

"We are very excited to have Nicki as the new face of Meanbitches.com,” said MeanBitch Productions owner and founder Glenn King. “She is the hottest Dominatrix in the business today. She is gorgeous, sexual, and understands the psychology of domination and submission. No one does a hotter Femdom scene than Nicki Hunter!”

Nicki is just as excited to be part of the MeanBitch Productions team.

"MeanBitches.com is the #1 Femdom site on the Net. I have always loved working for them, and I really enjoy Directing. Now I'm going to enjoy being the Queen Bitch!”

MeanBitch Productions recently released "Deviant David Goes Black" to video stores and will soon street "Erotic Femdom Fantasies 2.” The company boasts legions of loyal fans, and owns popular websites MeanBitches.com, FemdomTheatre.com, and MeanBitchesLive.com.



The first person who says "What's up, Doc?" will be asked to leave the room.

Doc Johnson marks 30 years of ersatz body parts

The venerable toy company – which Mike Quasar once referred to as "The Home Depot of plastic penises" – finishes up its third decade. I wonder what the birthday cake looked like.


Doc Johnson Still Buzzin’ After 30 Years of Innovation

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – On the eve of its 30th anniversary, the adult industry’s top ‘Doc’ brings new meaning to the term “house call.” Doc Johnson, the adult novelty powerhouse whose unique products such as the original iVibe Rabbit and Pocket Rocket have created a sexual awakening nationwide, celebrates three decades of dominance.

Offering a catalog of more than 4,000 cutting edge products and bringing to market as many as 200 new novelties each year, Doc Johnson continues to create some of the world’s most popular adult toys for a consumer base that is growing more and more mainstream each year.

From the development of the first-ever realistic dildos and anatomically-exact vagina molds of some the industry’s most popular stars, to the introduction of multi-function, waterproof vibrators and the first-ever Internet Enabled iVibe Rabbit ™, Doc Johnson has continually been at the forefront of technological advancements within the adult novelty industry.

By staying ahead of the curve in terms of design, innovation and materials, Doc Johnson continues to raise the bar. According to Ron Braverman, Doc Johnson’s CEO, “When we launched the company 30 years ago, we knew we could produce and sell innovative product. Since day one, it has been our mission to never rest on our laurels and continue to create unique, cutting edge products that resonate with consumers and store owners alike.”

One of Doc Johnson’s most popular innovations was the introduction of its proprietary Ultra Realistic 3.0 ® (UR3), a rubber compound scientifically-engineered to mimic the feel of human flesh. Although UR3 ® still remains the standard for quality flesh-like materials, Doc Johnson’s in-house research and development division has been busy perfecting UR4 ®. Additionally, the company’s most recent proprietary material, SilaGel, made with a non-toxic, latex-free formula and an unprecedented anti-bacterial compound, is found in the 2006 updates of its Classic Dong lines.

Braverman notes that Doc Johnson doesn’t limit itself to product innovation – it also works to continually refine its product packaging designs to better connect with the consumers. “With so much competition in the marketplace, it is necessary for our products to stand out, which is why we bring a unique look to every novelty we produce. We have a world-class art department and we strive not only to be innovative, but to create packaging with substance and style.”

Doc Johnson’s innovation is partially spurred by the ever-evolving demographics of the adult novelty consumer. It’s no accident that this year’s introduction of Lucid Dreams™, a collection of waterproof vibrators that features free-flowing designs in a variety of colors and multi-speed bullets capable of running at full-speed in virtual silence without any compromise in power, was enthusiastically welcomed by women and couples – the fasted growing segments of the novelty market.

Additionally, Doc Johnson created a template for success by teaming up with several of the leading brands in adult entertainment, including Vivid Entertainment and most recently Jenna Jameson’s ClubJenna. Such deals have positioned Doc Johnson as the sole provider of unique body part molds for many of the most famous women in the adult industry.

As Doc Johnson reaches the big 3-0, the company is poised for another 30 years of adult novelty dominance. Within the upcoming months, Doc Johnson will debut an array of innovative novelties, including Vivid Dreams, a new line of Vivid Video-branded vibes with scroll-dial controllers; the Silent Vibrations vibe collection, featuring Doc’s all-new multi-speed scroll-dial controller and deep massaging motor; Petite Treats, the world’s smallest and most powerful bullets; and White Nights Pleasure Kit, a pearly-white Velvet Touch waterproof 7” Vibe, Bullet and updated version of Doc’s famous Pocket Rocket.

Braverman concludes, “If you asked us 30 years ago if the adult novelty industry would become what it is today, we’d probably have said no. However, we knew that no matter how big it grew, we’d be in the driver’s seat. We’re ready to take on that role for another 30 years.” 


Joanna Angel signing in Paramus and West Nyack tonight

The producer-director-performer adds signing her name to her list of accomplishments in two venues tonight. If you're nearby, drop in and tell her I said hi, and mention that I haven't gotten my copy of Cum On My Tattoo yet.

Come Meet Joanna Angel in Paramus, NJ and West Nyack, NY

Greetings!

Come meet Joanna Angel this Thursday, August 10th at The Romantic Depot in Paramus, NJ from 5-7 pm. (197 Route 17 S., Paramus NJ, 07652. Next to Red Lobster. Phone # is 201-261-0755) Later that night, Joanna will be signing at The Romantic Depot in West Nyack, NY from 8-10 pm. (301 Route 59 E., West Nyack, NY 10994. Across from Palisades Center Mall. 845-353-0180)



What means that hand upon that breast of thine?

Stoney Curtis and the Lethal Hardcore crew let fly a big-boob title, and their crack publicist tosses off a press release that has a parody of a famous Shakespeare line in the header. (I pulled out a more-obscure one from King John, Act 3, Scene 1.) Here's the information:


Cry Boobies and Let Slip the Oversized Puppies of Porn:
Lethal Hardcore Releases First Volume of New Series, Big Bodacious Knockers
 
CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Bringing big, all-natural boobage to the delight of raincoaters across the country, Lethal Hardcore lets loose an all-new series dedicated to massive mammary fun bags and the men who love them – Big Bodacious Knockers.
 
Directed by Lethal Hardcore's Harry Palm, the inaugural volume of Big Bodacious Knockers features Sarah Stone, Destiny Summers, Alexis Silver, Candice Von and Mia Bang in six scenes and over three hours of ample cleavage and all-sex action.

"Everything a boob man -- and really, what man isn't a boob man at heart? -- could want is here in Lethal Hardcore's all-new series, Big Bodacious Knockers," Palm said. "There's titty fucking, cum shots on the cans and we've even fit an anal scene into the first volume because girls who have naturally big tits usually have a naturally big tush, to boot. It's not just an excellent big tit title, but an excellent all-around all-sex title as well, with all the high quality XXX action Lethal Hardcore's built its name on."

Big Bodacious Knockers is in stores now. Natural Teen Nymphs 4, Lethal Hardcore's next title, streets next week, and stars Holly Morgan, Lindsay Kay, Ryaan Reynolds, Alison Pierce and Nakia D'Alene.

"We have an assortment of new girls to the business featured in Natural Teen Nymphs 4," Lethal Hardcore owner Stoney Curtis said. "We've matched them up with some of the 'bigger' guys in the industry and these ladies prove they've got the stuff to turn in a great scene."   

For more information visit stoneycurtisxxx.com. Distributors may email Mike Ott at celestialproductions (at) socal.rr.com.


 
Catching up with Wicked Pictures

As an old radio guy, I was intrigued by the cover in this latest missive from Wicked's publicity operations. I wonder why they didn't use a mic from the RCA 77 line on the cover of Indecent Radio, I guess nobody knew that there were some really phallic-looking microphones around. No matter, it's what's inside the box that counts. Here's the latest news from Wicked:


Wicked's Latest Torrid Trio Is Here To Set August On Fire!

Whenever veteran director JACE ROCKER teams up with Wicked Pictures, the results never fail to satisfy. His acclaimed STEPHANIE SWIFT vehicle THE PUSHOVER climbed the heights of critical success, becoming an Best Video Nominee in the process. Now, the man with the golden touch is back, bringing his trademark panache and gifted eye for erotic imagery to INDECENT RADIO, a feast for couples that teams him up with lusty fan favorite DEVON MICHAELS. Both shot and mastered in High-definition, this sensual series of all-sex vignettes features English & Spanish audio tracks and much, much more!

Multiple award winning director Michael Raven is currently enjoying some of the finest reviews of his career thanks to THE VISITORS, but he's certainly not one to rest on his laurels. While THE VISITORS may have only landed in video stores two weeks ago, the enterprising filmmaker is already back in the game with BECOMING CARMEN HART, a designer carnal comedy built to showcase the titular Wicked Girl. Beguiling CARMEN has some superstar friends along for the ride as well, including fellow Wicked sister and recent Temptation Awards Best New Starlet winner KIRSTEN PRICE. Featuring English & Spanish soundtracks, this humorous look at a small town girl's efforts to make it big was both shot and mastered in High-Definition.

Has watching her stunning work both in and out of bed in THE VISITORS left you hungry for another erotic visitation from KERI SABLE? Well, now you can relive this Best New Starlet nominee's finest moments, all on one DVD! FOREVER KERI showcases the blonde teen dream in the finest scenes of her Wicked career. Complete with a bonus sex scene and appearances by Julia Ann, Eva Angelina, and many more, this DVD is all sex, all Wicked, and all KERI. What could be better?

NEW RELEASES FROM WICKED PICTURES!

IN STORES NOW!

THE VISITORS The Big One is here! This 2 Disc Collector's Edition DVD has just received a PERFECT, five out of five star rating from Adult DVD Empire!

In one horrifying encounter after another, a small desert town is terrorized by mysterious "visitors." One by one, beautiful young girls are disappearing. Can investigators unravel this modern day alien invasion in time to save their town?

Only the Visitors know for sure!

IN STORES NOW!

MADE IN THE USA: Multiple award winner Michael Raven strikes again! Forget what the Steve Miller Band said about "Living In The USA" back in the day! New millennium sex stars like covergirl Kirsten Price and her fellow contract sister Carmen Hart team up with Lauren Phoenix, Anna Mills, and more to deliver the kind of erotic Americana that's certain to make this title "Fly Like An Eagle" - right off video store shelves from coast to coast!

Wicked Pictures In The News!

Have you been listening to "Mature Mondays" On WXQR FM (Wilmington, NC) Rock 105's Creedence & Bishop Show?

Quickly coming one of broadcast radio's top forums devoted exclusively to the adult entertainment industry, recent guests have included Wicked Girls Stormy Daniels, Julia Ann, Kirsten Price, and Carmen Hart, with frequent guest jessica drake scheduled to be make a return engagement soon.



August 9, 2006

They're he-ere

Adam & Eve sets up shop where the action is in the adult industry, opening a Chatsworth office, to be led by industry veterans Peter Reynolds and Mischa Allen, with occasional visits by the newly-bicostal Bob Christian. I'd like to think that my open invitation to Bob to join me at the Magic Castle any time he'd like has something to do with this, but I know better.

ADAM & EVE OPENS DOORS TO WEST COAST OFFICE!

Chatsworth, CA Adam & Eve, the nation's leading source for all things erotic, is pleased to announce it has opened its West Coast office in California.

This Los Angeles branch, situated on De Soto Avenue in Chatsworth, will be headquarters for Adam & Eve Pictures (Adam & Eve's award-winning production department), as well as its wholesale sales and distribution hub.

Industry vets Peter Reynolds and Mischa Allen have joined the Adam & Eve team to help run the West Coast division, and Adam & Eve employees Frank Gavin and Ryan Thomas have relocated to California to further this endeavor (with design and sales efforts, respectively).

Championed by Adam & Eve Vice President of New Business, Bob Christian, this recent move has been a long time coming. “We’ve always wanted a presence in Los Angeles,” explains Christian. “With our headquarters in North Carolina, we've often felt a bit out of the industry loop with sales and production. Now we’re next door to Topco, who make our Adam & Eve Signature Toy line... we are 100% committed.”

Christian plans to divide his time between California and North Carolina, leaving day-to-day Sales, licensing and Production to Reynolds, Allen and executive producer Meredith Christopher. “Our production schedule has grown to 60+ new features and over 100 total releases a year and we have seen huge changes within the industry over the past few years. I feel confident the team will take Adam & Eve to the next level.”

Reynolds is excited by the challenge. “Adam & Eve has huge brand recognition and incredible potential within the mainstream and adult industries. I am eager to push for bigger, better things in the near future.”

Allen agrees. "Working with Bob Christian and Adam & Eve over the past several months to get this office going has been an exciting project for me and now that we're up and ready to move to the next level is very satisfying."

Adam & Eve’s West Coast office is located at 9445 DeSoto Avenue in Chatsworth, CA.


The next step after gated communities

Fifteen states have passed laws that say it's okay to shoot intruders.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/07/us/07shoot.html

Follow the money

Three rich Hollywood producers, including Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steven Spielberg, let their dollars make their decisions for them and have endorsed the Governator's attempt to goose-step back to Sacramento for a full four years. Read it and barf.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-me-dems5aug05,1,645252.story



Wank Punter hits West Hollywood tomorrow

Porn-rockers Wank Punter are hitting town hard tomorrow, with a performance at the Whisky and an after-party at Tangerine. Here's the latest news:

Wank Punter: The Before & After Party

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Which comes first? Naughty song lyrics or rampant sexual promiscuity? The mainstream media have already drawn their own conclusions, but the adult industry can make up its own mind when it attends the official after party for 'Porn Rock' band Wank Punter, this Thursday, August 10 at Tangerine in West Hollywood. You can start the evening's promiscuity at 10 p.m., when the "Pre" After Party gets started – two hours before the band begins to spew its filthy lyrics a block away at The Whiskey. Confused? Just come out and party with us all.

Black Widow Talent, World Wide Entertainment, Elite Entertainment and The Floating World present "Wank Punter: The Before & After Party" from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. at Tangerine, 8788 Sunset Blvd. (at Holloway), West Hollywood, Calif.

Already confirmed for the party are Mia Rose, Tyler Faith, Wankus, Lexi Lamour, Cytherea, Rita Faltoyano, Regan Anthony, Tommy Gunn, Marcus Allen and newcomer Cocoa Shannele. Adult industry can RSVP to Ric Williams, ric (at) blackwidowproductions.com, to be placed on the VIP list.

Ric Williams, of Black Widow Talent (http://www.talentbw.com) and Black Widow Productions (http://www.blackwidowproductions.com), is sponsoring the party to celebrate the launch of his new talent agency. Black Widow Talent is one of the only four licensed and bonded agencies in the adult industry, and a legitimate gateway for talent seeking work within the mainstream as well – it's Stormy Daniels' official mainstream booking agency. Ric will be there with Team Tyler (http://www.tylerfaith.com) and Lexi Lamour (http://www.lexilamour.com), partners from both sides of his business.

Wank Punter is not your typical rock n' roll band. Granted, it isn't the first time sex and rock has walked the aisle of unholy matrimony, as they are rather obvious bedfellows. But, where the bands that have influenced these raucous rockers have left off, Wank Punter has dutifully taken the baton and raised the gritty, prurient quotient substantially. Porn stars: if you'd like to be on Wank Punter's list at the Whiskey, hit up pr (at) wankpunter.com.

There will be a media area on the terrace for photo ops and interviews, and Pamela Peaks and her TV crew will be on hand. Media interested in attending the party (and/or the Wank Punter show) should write to Terri Redor, terri (at) thefloatingworld.com to be placed on the list.

Terri Redor of The Floating World will be at the party to turn performers on to a new webmaster site created specifically to promote porn stars' own affiliate programs (http://www.promotepornstars.com). The site launches in September. Let him know you'd like your site(s) to be included.

Tangerine is just a block away from the world famous Whiskey; you can park at either venue and attend both the band's show and the after party with ease. Valet parking is available at both venues. Tangerine features a plush lounge-like atmosphere plus an outdoor courtyard with spectacular views of the city.

World Wide Entertainment & Elite Entertainment can be reached for questions about the venue, event management, etc., at elite_ent_one (at) yahoo.com.


No evil deed goes unrewarded

The vile James Rogan, who was one of the managers of the ill-fated impeachment attempt against President Clinton, and was turned out of his House seat – in my district, I'm proud to say – has been elevated to a judgeship by the Governator. I guess porn isn't the only field you can't flunk out of any more.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-rogan1aug01,1,29850.story



Wicked Pictures, Sinsation Pictures get in bed together

Under the new distribution deal, Wicked will distribute Sinsation's product, starting next week with a Latin-themed title. Press release follows:

Sinsation Pictures Inks Distribution Deal With Wicked Pictures

(Calabasas, CA) In a movement to increase greater awareness and expand demand, Sinsation Pictures has signed an exclusive distribution deal with Wicked Pictures.

Wicked, who distributes product for Playgirl, Marc Dorcel, Stormy Entertainment, and their own award-winning line of movies, is pleased to add the Sinsation Pictures library of releases to their sales schedule.

"We are excited to have Sinsation Pictures releasing their movies through Wicked Pictures and I'm looking forward to selling the Sinsation Pictures line,” said Wicked Pictures sales manager Bonnie Kail. “They have released 3 titles thus far that are doing consistently well on various sales and rental charts, their product is strong with great box covers, captivating erotic themes and features some of the hottest girls in the industry."

Sinsation Pictures’ Paul Marco feels that his titles are complementary to the product lines Wicked currently distributes.

“Sinsation Pictures is one of very few all HD companies. Award winning director Wesley Emerson shot our first few titles and we now have Dee involved in directing also. I think it’s a perfect mix of old school and new school.”

“Sinsation is also leaning more toward Feature parodies. The gonzo market is full in my opinion. The industry is ripe for a new feature or higher end production company that is focused on putting out quality. Not banging out cheaper gonzo at one a week. We plan on only putting out one a month for a while so we can grow our business model at a steady pace.”

Latin Sinsations “Finding Good Help” starring Shy Love, Jasmine Byrne, Eva Angelina, Daisy Marie, Dee, Jenavive Joli, Avy Lee Roth, and August is the first title to be released (ships 8/16/06 – streets 8/23/06) under the distribution deal, but previously released Sinsation Pictures titles are also available for re-order.

To order any Sinsation Pictures titles please contact Wicked Picture’s Bonnie Kail for domestic DVD sales at Bonnie (at) wickedpictures.com and Steven Vlottes for International DVD sales at mrvlottes (at) wickedpictures.com


Our Esteemed President cuts back usual month-long binge to 10 days

Our Esteemed President, faced with certain losses of the House and Senate (unless the Diebold machines can work their usual magic) has curtailed his annual "vacation" (read: tequila and toot binge) from the entire month of August to a mere 10 days. Of course, while Our Esteemed President was in drug-addled stupor in 2001 recovering from the rigors of the first job he had in his entire life — he ignored warnings that Osama bin Laden was going to attack the US. In 2005, the "vacation" was so, uh, intense that he couldn't sober up enough to do anything but get strapped into his seat on Air Force One and fly slowly over the devastated New Orleans, pretending to have compassion for people who, in all probability, did not vote for him.

This year, he is concentrating all his drug ingestion into a mere 10 days. The sacrifices this man makes for his country make us all proud.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/03/AR2006080300663.html


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Belladonna back to hetero vids

The tattooed performer gets back in the groove with male performers (or, to be precise, gets male performers back in the groove) with a couple of new releases with covers that are way the hell too graphic to post without several pages of paperwork. Click on the logo for access and you'll see what I mean. Here's the press release:

Belladonna gets Manhandled

Considered one of the adult business’ top female performers, Belladonna has spent the last two years focusing on her love of fucking girls. She has been sharing her all-female fantasies as a director for her company Belladonna Entertainment, distributed exclusively by Evil Angel. Her most recent movies, Cock Happy and Manhandled, answer the prayers of fans of the still cock-hungry star. "I chose to return to the cock this year because I was simply craving it!" said the curvaceous star.

Belladonna Entertainment will be continuing to produce boy/girl as well as girl/girl movies in the future. "I feel that Manhandled is one of our best movies yet... and we’re aiming to keep raising our bar of being the best perverts we know how to be."

Cock Happy, released in May 2006, was a showcase for Belladonna’s return to taking dick in all of her experienced holes. Manhandled continues exploring all angles of Belladonna’s sexual extremes. The cast includes some of the most popular girls in porn, including Sandra Romain, Naomi, Missy Monroe, Isabel Ice, Sierra Sinn and Belladonna herself.

Her website, www.enterbelladonna.com, also features more behind the scenes not on the DVDs, uncensored content edited out of the DVDs, internet-only shoots, and much more!

Both Cock Happy and Manhandled are now available at your favorite adult retailer. If your distributor does not carry Evil Angel DVD, contact Sandee at Evil Angel.


Mandy Bright gets Sinteractive

I met Mandy Bright at Adult Expo a January or so ago, and was very impressed by the intensity of the Euro-porn she was putting out. I remember one scene where she was in a morgue with a guy made up to look like a recently-deceased cadaver, adding a whole new meaning to the term "raising the dead." She's got a new vid out that looks like more of the same, and if that sounds like your particular cup of hemlock, have a look at the new release.


Debauched, Decadent and Hardcore:
Sinteractive Entertainment and Mandy Bright Present Phetish Phantasy 3

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — From the mind of critically acclaimed director Mandy Bright and featuring a cast of Europe's best talent in debauched and decadent scenes comes Sinteractive Entertainment's latest volume in the Phetish Phantasy series.

Katy Parker, Black Diamond, Barbie, Susanne Brend and Bright are featured in the all-star cast of Phetish Phantasy 3, in stores now, with Frank Gun, Leslie Taylor and multiple award winning performer Lexington Steele. Like the series' first volume, which earned a nomination for Best Foreign All-Sex Release award, Phetish Phantasy 3 continues the tradition of quality.

"I've never wanted to shoot and be in scenes that are just more of the same," Bright said. "With the Phetish Phantasy series, I can dress the sets and my performers in the sort of fetish-influenced fashions I've always wanted to see in XXX and have them go at it hard, fast and hardcore."

Long G, owner of Sinteractive, said Bright brings a vision to adult video that is matched by few others in the industry.

"Mandy brings a truly unique vision to adult entertainment," Long G said. "There are elements of goth and horror in her titles, as well as some of the best videography I've ever seen. But Mandy's scenes aren't just style without substance: they are hardcore with take-no-prisoners sex and it's something even the most jaded porn fan will find arousing. Phetish Phantasy 3 truly must be seen to be appreciated."

For more information about this and Sinteractive's other titles, distributors may contact Jon at Addictive Entertainment at jon (at) addictednow.com.



Dramatically uplit picture of Monica Mayhem
New release takes Monica Mayhem in the backdoor

The Aussie porn performer, a longtime holdout, releases what she's calling her one and only anal scene today in a new vid from Platinum Blue called Skin.

Monica Mayhem Does First and Only Anal Scene for Platinum Blue Productions.

Chatsworth, CA -- In the latest Platinum Blue release "Skin", Monica  Mayhem gives up her anal cherry to Dez in a three-way with Alaura Eden. The title ships out August 9th, to stores where Monica Mayhem fans can get their fill of the alluring Aussie.

Monica had previously leaked word out to her fans on her personal site. When asked if she was going to do anal, she replied, "I've secretly already done it. For a movie that I have not yet found the right distributor. But it is coming out very very soon. My one and only anal scene ever!"

Platinum Blue President and CEO Skye Blue is thrilled to have this opportunity. "Monica Mayhem has found the right distributor in Platinum Blue. This was a really special release for us. I feel really good having one of Monica's best titles in our catalog."

'Skin' features not only Monica in her first and only anal scene, but also includes Monica Mayhem with Gia and August, in hot girl/girl action and an incredible bonus solo shower scene. Mayhem fans will definitely eat this
title up.

To order 'Skin', contact Skye Blue at skye (at) platinumblueproductions.com. To see more of what Platinum Blue Productions has to offer, check out  www.PlatinumBlueProductions.com.



See her on the radio tonight.
August 4, 2006
 
Nautica Thorn on Playboy Radio tonight
 
The starlet hits the airwaves with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn this afternoon, or evening, depending on where you are at 4:00 this afternoon Pacific time. Here's the official word:  
 
Nautica Thorn Gets Sirius With Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn Tonight

(Hollywood, CA)  Nautica Thorn is taking over the airwaves and about to get Sirius with industry icons Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn tonight on Playboy Radio.

Looking forward to a little 2 on 1 with the dynamic hosts, Thorn will chat about the newly formed Nautica Thorn Productions, the launch of a new web site www.enternautica.com, and her upcoming travels to England for the new FOX reality series “My Bare Lady."

“I am very excited to visit Playboy Radio and I can’t wait to get it on with Ginger and Christy.   I am looking forward to taking calls and really letting my fans know all about what I am up to these days because there is a lot of really cool stuff happening that I want to share.”

Tune in tonight for an All Access interview with Nautica Thorn, Christy Canyon, and Ginger Lynn on Sirius Satellite’s Playboy Radio Channel 198 from 4pm – 7pm PST.

Friends and fans may call in with their questions, comments or just to say hi to this Siriusly Sexy Starlet!

Visit www.playboyradio.com for more information.


The one on the right gives a better interview. The other one wouldn't talk to me. Photo by yours truly.
August 3, 2006

Random Notes From A Red Notebook: Jenna gets waxed in Las Vegas

I'm getting used to the drive to Las Vegas. The lull of the sound of the tires on the road, the dopey commercials on The Highway Stations (at least they re-recorded that Tanya Roberts timeshare ad so it doesn't sound like she's on the phone and she doesn't refer to "seeing The Stones last week")... There's a new wrinkle in the late afternoon I'm not so fond of: at the top of the Baker Grade I leveled out and got an blinding eyeful of the setting sun from all three rear-view mirrors, and only one has that little flip-up thingee and it didn't help much. I was never so glad to take that descent into Nevada in my life... The road to the parking structure behind Treasure Island is clogged with white production trucks. Usually I'm happy to see production trucks, because they mean that people are getting work and not going elsewhere to make movies and TV shows. This is different. This is Las Vegas. This is people going elsewhere to make movies and TV shows. Oddly, I fall into the reaction so many of my friends have when they see production trucks: Screw you, get outta here, you're in my way... When I go in, they seem to be shooting in the Mystère theater, and the gear has big Universal logos so it could be CSI: they're shooting... Lotta self-important junior-executive types with CREW lanyards walking around so it's a hit TV show or a big-budget movie, whatever it is... Back at my hotel, I have a small setback at the craps tables. I set down $100 so I can play $50, the stack of chips seems a little small, but I set down a $3 bet on the pass line, shooter rolls, point is 10, I put down a $5 bet and the dealer pushes it back to me. I look closely at the chips and realize that I have put $15 on the pass line and tried to back it up with a $1 bet. And the point is 10, which is so unlikely to come up that the odds payoff is 2-1. I make a token odds bet of $5 and lose when a seven comes up a couple of rolls later. But at least I learned a lesson about looking at the chips.

Tuesday dawns and I head off to Madame Tussauds for the unveiling... In the Venetian casino, the industry-hangout Oculus Bar is shrouded in curtains, making it difficult to navigate without the familiar landmark... Stevie Wonder is singing that you can feel it all over... There's a large poker room by Lutèce now... Just think, if you win enough, you can eat there... I step outside and hear Michael Crawford bleating Music of the Night, as if the 17 kazillion signs saying PHANTOM THE LAS VEGAS SPECTACULAR didn't make the point that there's a new show at the hotel...

As I ride down the moving sidewalk I find myself facing a scowling Simon Cowell with a clipboard... The press lady at the front cheerily waves me in even though she can't find my name on the list... I take an escalator up and find myself face to face with paparazzi and their flashing cameras... One more escalator and I'm in the Museum proper, looking at a life-size figure of a grim-faced Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is shorter than I thought... The place where Jenna is to be unveiled is covered by a red velvet curtain, with a mirrored disco ball in front... Playboy TV is here already... Tourists wander through, unaware that there's going to be an event... Around the side of the curtain I can see that there's a statue of Hugh Hefner near Jenna... I see a man to my right, big grin, hand out to shake, he seems to recognize me, I make eye contact, I recognize him, it's Al Roker, he's made of wax, no rush, we can talk later... Johnny Depp in full Captain Jack regalia. I think I saw this guy in Anaheim recently... Another wax figure looks familiar. Gérard Depardieu... Another camera crew... A Madame Tussauds rep sees me taking notes, asks if I'm with the press, I tell him I am, and a minute or two later I'm all set up with press kit and name tag for entrée into the luncheon. That's the way to do it... A whiny lady with an east coast accent starts to complain about things. It's too cold. She doesn't like the music. I wonder why she's here, but I'm afraid to ask. She has a tattoo of a green moon shrouded by ivy on her shoulder... The local ABC station camera crew appears. I wonder if Disney knows about this. Or cares... A familiar face, photographer Scott St. James. He lives here now, and does a radio show about poker on Sirius radio... A sizeable crowd has gathered, and some of them have climbed up on a platform with Sammy Davis, Frank Sinatra, and Dean Martin... A Madame Tussauds rep steps through the curtain, does a double-take at the size of the crowd...



High-class Vegas art
There are hundreds of these all over the Venetian
Early on
Crowd, with disco ball
Hi there! Good to see ya!
I'm wax!
I think I saw him in Anaheim
The crowd gathers
Frank and Sammy share the stage
Sharing a joke with a legend
The unveiling begins. Madame Tussauds general manager Adrian Jones points out that there was an interest in a Jenna figure from guest surveys, and describes her as meeting three criteria: She's famous, she's from Las Vegas, and she is a successful businesswoman, a meme that has been turning up every time Jenna's name has been mentioned lately. He also pronounces the name of the place "Madame Too-sahds," which may be correct but sounds a little precious when I try it later... "She's been fantastic with the process," Jones continues, and adds that she was very cooperative with helping them find the right skin tones, hair colour, and replicating her tattoos. Jenna also recorded a voice track for the figure, which will speak when you touch the tattoo on her ankle... The curtain opens, and Jenna is sitting next to the figure on a fur-covered bed. Jenna is in a white and red dress, the figure is clad only in a leather belt and tiny bikini panties, her arms coquettishly covering her breasts. Jenna poses with the figure as flashbulbs go off. "You look beautiful, Jenna," a voice cries from the crowd.

"Thanks, Mike," Jenna replies.

After posing with the figure, Jenna moves off the bed for some solo shots. The face of the wax figure looks petulant as the focus of attention moves away from her. Don't worry, honey, she'll leave in a few minutes and you can have the place all to yourself, you and Hef over there... Jenna leaves, many of the tourists and several of the press stick around for uncrowded shots. A woman offers to take my picture with the figure, but I can't figure out how to pose, so I decline... The Playboy crew decides to take the picture of Jenna, then whip-pan over to Hef. Sounds good... I crawl onto the bed, poke the ankle tattoo with my finger. No voice, it must not be turned on.



Real Jenna on the left
Ms. Jameson has left the bed
Jenna adjusts her dress
The wax figure poses
Looks good from any angle
Up close and personal
Tattoo on right ankle
You KNOW I was gonna get a good look at the watch
The Playboy TV guy points at his boss
Ms. Jameson and Mr. Hefner will see you now
I walk through the museum proper for a luncheon in the Spirit of America room, surrounded by figures of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, and Princess Diana (!) among others... The Princess Diana figure is wearing a red suit the same shade as Elton John a few floors above... There's a woman here who looks like Carly, but her name tag says Kelly... Jenna talks with a reporter from Strip Las Vegas magazine, a diamond the size of an ashtray glittering on her right hand... The food is good, cheese tortellini in pesto and a chicken-and-artichoke hearts thing. Plus salad and a ton of soft drinks... In a corner, a woman is busily uploading pictures on a 17" PowerBook... Adrian Jones gets everybody's attention: To thank Jenna for all her help, he gives her, her husband Jay and her assistant small boxed gifts. Jenna poses with members of the Madame Tussauds staff, and I take the chance to talk with her after that.

After catching up (we last spoke a couple of years ago) she says she's been busy doing due diligence with the Playboy deal, and she's looking forward to working again. ClubJenna has been in production, though, and they plan to release six movies in one month very soon. "I'm gonna work my contract girls like dogs," she grins.

She also is prepping a new mainstream movie based on the story of her life, "but I'm not going to say who it's with until it's signed in blood." If you said the name of the studio, would I recognize it? "Oh yeah." Big smile.

I noticed that when you're described nowadays, the words "successful businesswoman" are used. Is this deliberate?

"Absolutely. You can't be the number-one porn star forever. I'm paving the road for other girls. Nobody ever did a deal like this before. I just finished my second season of the Playboy show – Jenna's American Sex Star – and there doesn't seem to be any limit for this. It just keeps getting better and there's no sign of stopping. I'm 32, and I'm better than ever."

And she does look good.

I ask her to sign my copy of How To Make Love Like A Porn Star
("At base, I'm still a fan," I tell her. It's true.) and whammo her assistant is right there with a silver pen for the black title page. That's impressive. She made her exit a few minutes later, and the party broke up soon after that.


John Wayne in the Spirit of America room
Princess Diana in the Spirit of America room
Note the matching watches
The happy couple
Mention Jenna's name at the TI, you can get a view like this
And this
And this
Note to Venetian: PHANTOM. WE GOT IT.
On the way out, I stopped to get my shoes shined, and struck up a conversation with an elegant man in the next chair. Upper-class British accent, perfect suit, tie, textured cordovan leather shoes. He's in town for a shoe convention (the shoes were made from ostrich leg leather), and was quite impressed that Jenna was here. In fact, if she were still here, he probably would have hopped out of the chair and gone straight to Madame Tussauds, shoes half shined.

I hang around Vegas and decide to spend another night here. The Lovely Mrs. Hunter scares up a reservation at Harrahs but the date gets screwed up. I tell the clerk that I was in town for Jenna's unveiling – and he tries to fix things, but he can't scare me up a room at the same price for tonight. An SOS call to home base and The Lovely Mrs. Hunter then books me at Treasure Island. When I check in, in casual conversation with the clerk, I mention that I was in town to see Jenna's unveiling. (Hey, it worked once.) The clerk is very interested, asks a few questions about what it was like, and I show her the picture of wax-Jenna-and-real-Jenna in my camera. I wind up getting a 25th floor room, with a view of the pirate battle.

There's a lesson here: Never understimate The Power Of Jenna, and be sure to use The Power for good, never for evil.



NOT Hustler's Honey for August 2006
August 1, 2006, and where the hell did summer go?

Sechrest scoops self on 'Space

Man-about-West-Hollywood Jason Sechrest is posting diary entries on MySpace before he puts them up on his own site, and being the publicist that he is, he isn't about to let people just discover it, nossir, he is putting out a press release about it. Observe:

SECHREST GIVES MYSPACE.COM "DIARY" EXCLUSIVE

Get Jason "Curious" Sechrest's private diary entries before they go up on his own site!

(WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- JASON SECHREST is giving MySpace.com a first look at his private diary entries before they even go up on his own web site, JasonCurious.com. The Curious One, known for penning in-depth doo dads on his wild nights with porn star friends from JENNA JAMESON to ERIK RHODES over the past five years, will be posting regular diary entries as they happen on MySpace, which will later be complied for inclusion on his own site in the "Jason's Diary" section.

While SECHREST's daily porn gossip column, "Jason's News Desk," is one of the most circulated of the biz being syndicated weekly, it's actually "Jason's Diary" that is the most popular section of JasonCurious.com. "We get more hits on the Diary every day than any other part of the web site," says SECHREST. "We will continue to make the adult images exclusive to our members only, but friends on my MySpace profile will get the actual story first."

In July 2006 alone, SECHREST bared all in his "Diary" on everything from seeing his father for the first time in over three years and breaking up with his long-term boyfriend to wanting to date Penthouse Pet ARIA GIOVANNI and his tryst with muscle hunk TONY DA VINCI. Members of JasonCurious.com get access to the archives of "Jason's Diary," dating back to the year 2001, which are currently being compiled by PULP magazine writer, GENE HETZEL, for publication as SECHREST's first book, due out early next year.

In addition to his regular "Diary" entries, JASON SECHREST also writes a regular blog on sex and spirituality at: KabbalahCurious.com.

JASON SECHREST's MySpace.com profile is at: http://www.myspace.com/jasonsechrest



Gry Bay
Zentropa adult film scores US distribution

All About Anna, the sexually-explicit film from maverick Danish production company Zentropa (which has its own porn division), has gotten US distribution from Wicked Pictures, which will put it out in September. One of the selling points is that it's a happy sex movie, which will please consumers but may kill its chances at the January awards. Or the Oscars®, which prefer their sexuality dripping with guilt. Here's the latest info:


The Explicit European Hit ALL ABOUT ANNA Secures U.S. Distribution!

LOS ANGELES, CA - The controversial English-language Danish smash hit ALL ABOUT ANNA, starring beautiful actress/musician Gry Bay, Mark Stevens of ALIEN VS. PREDATOR fame, and European adult film star Ovidie, has secured North American distribution. This acclaimed film, which features a mainstream cast participating in explicit hardcore sex scenes, is an Innocent Pictures production in association with Zentropa Productions, and will be distributed in the United States exclusively by Wicked Pictures. The film will participate in several prestigious U.S. film festivals this Fall prior to going into wide release at the end of the year.

A compelling erotic comedy about a lonely young woman's search for love, ALL ABOUT ANNA has been both charming and shocking audiences across Europe thanks to its heady mixture of insightful humor and fully explicit sexuality.

Unlike previous efforts like Vincent Gallo's THE BROWN BUNNY, ALL ABOUT ANNA is a playful, uplifting romance made by women, for women. Co-producer Zentropa is one of Northern Europe's biggest film production entities, well-known across the globe for producing such award-winning features as Lars Von Trier's DOGVILLE starring Nicole Kidman. It is perhaps the world's only major mainstream film studio to be so openly associated with a hardcore motion picture.

A major television and film star in her native Denmark, gorgeous Gry Bay (groo'-eh bye) has entertained American audiences before, touring the United States as a vocalist for acts as diverse as Kid Creole and Crispy/XPY. Readers of both FHM Denmark and Europe's popular M have repeatedly voted this shapely, charismatic beauty onto both magazines' 100 Sexiest Girls in the World lists. For Gry, the film's U.S. release could not have come at a better time, since having conquered television, stage, and screen in Europe, she's now eager to begin working on American independent films.

A breakthrough porn/mainstream celebrity in France, enigmatic black-haired beauty Ovidie has made a substantial impact with American adult film fans thanks to her appearances in several big-budget Video Marc Dorcel productions that have been successfully distributed in the United States by Wicked Pictures. A published author whose controversial pro-sex-feminist views have made her one of the most discussed people in Paris, Ovidie was delighted when, during the shooting of her sex scene, Lars Von Trier visited the set and these two maverick film personalities were able share their views on sexuality. The male lead of ALL ABOUT ANNA is Mark Stevens, best known to American audiences for his role in the hit sci-fi blockbuster ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.

Regarding the introduction of this hit European film to North American audiences, the film's U.S publicist, Daniel Metcalf, reveals, "I am very happy that American audiences will finally be able to see what all the excitement has been about overseas. I haven't seen John Cameron Mitchell's sexually explicit SHORTBUS yet, but if you look at films like THE BROWN BUNNY, which has been compared to ALL ABOUT ANNA because of its blunt eroticism, you'll notice a thread of guilt and shame running through the sex. It's as if the filmmakers wanted the cast to sacrifice themselves, to go through the motions and emotions of having sex for the audience, with the implication that the darker and more guilt-ridden the performances are, the more the audience would identify with the characters in the story. ALL ABOUT ANNA, I believe, is the first erotic crossover film to present audiences with a new perspective by equating sexual happiness with human happiness."

The film's U.S. website, http//www.myspace.com/allaboutannathemovie gives netizens access to an up-to-date EPK with cast and crew biographies, interviews with some of the film's creators, breaking news on the movie from around the world, and an exclusive photo gallery.

So get ready to see what's kept Europeans talking for months. Get ready for the first sexually explicit crossover film to respect its audience enough to give them a happy ending.

Get ready for ALL ABOUT ANNA.



Burning Angel on the Cum-back trail

The upstart New-York based production company sets August 14 release date for Cum On My Tattoo 2, with Joanna Angel (and her Margaret Atwood tattoo) focusing on the ink, and why the hell not, they've shot spoo on every other body part. Here's the press release:


BurningAngel Entertainment Announces the Release of "Cum On My Tattoo 2", the Company's Second Ever Gonzo Release

New York, NY - Burning Angel Entertainment's third DVD release this year – a second movie in the wacky, unique series – has arrived. “Cum On My Tattoo 2” is a perfect cocktail of intense, hot, passionate sex and a concept that's so silly, it can only be described as the funniest, craziest, sexiest film to hit the gonzo world this year.

Featuring hot tattooed girls (including brand new Burning Angel, Morgan Mae, taking it in the ass like a champ... in her very first scene ever!!!), COMT 2 is hosted and directed by the tattooed temptress, Joanna Angel. The studded starlet introduces the movie by educating the audience about the history of cuming on tattoos while simultaneously getting her own tattoos splurged on. Wow-whee-wah!

With five sex scenes featuring anal, DP, ass-to- mouth and cum-to-tattoo, and 2 bonus scenes that include anal POV and a steamy squirt session between Flower Tucci and Joanna Angel, COMT 2 is a sequel that can’t be missed. No female cast member left the scene of the crime without all of her tattoos being doused with loads of cum in this hilarious fetish flick. 38 tattoos, 18 cum shots, over two hours worth of filthy footage: are you ready?

"Cum On My Tattoo 2" will be available in retail stores on August 14th.

Robert Plarski, Vice President of Sales for Pulse Distribution is extremely excited about the upcoming release. "This series is amazing! The re-orders keep coming in and coming in. Our clients are constantly calling asking for more Joanna Angel. New customers are calling in asking how they can get this title. They love her, both on camera and off. I am sure "Cum on My Tattoo #2" will post even bigger numbers than Volume 1 and increase Joanna's notoriety even more!"

Joanna Angel is excited with how Cum On My Tattoo 2 came out, and the progress of her company, BurningAngel Entertainment. “COMT 2 is a vast improvement on the already popular COMT. With BurningAngel Entertainment, we are growing at the speed of sound, making much better movies with better camera work, more scenes, more sex, and most importantly... more cum!”

COMT 2 features a ton of new music from incredible bands, including Theo and the Skyscrapers, Morning 40 Federation, Jungle Junkies, Teenage Harlets, Thee Merry Widows, and Eat Your Neighbors.



Britney Rears keeps getting bigger

The latest outing by the faux songstress will include a copy of the first Britney Rears DVD as well, to go with the two discs of new original material. Here's the word from X-Play:

BRITNEY REARS 3 IS A TWO DISC COLLECTOR’S SET

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) With over 4 hours of total footage, producers of the mega selling Britney Rears feature line wanted to provide more bang for the buck with the release of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted in stores August 22nd.

Through a special agreement with VCA Pictures, each copy of the X-Play/Hustler Video release will contain a full length version of Britney Rears 1: Wild Back Stage Sex Party as a gift.

The bonus disc included free with each purchase of Britney Rears 3 is an exact duplicate of the commercial disc of Britney Rears 1 which went on to become Larry Flynt’s biggest selling DVD of 2005 and includes all of the extras and special features.

“Can you show me any company that is offering a better deal than two big movies for the price of one on new feature movie product?  The Britney Rears line is one of the most popular in all of adult entertainment and this double disc collector’s set just made Britney even sweeter,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen.

Britney Rears 3 contains over 4 hours of brand new footage including 6 behind the scenes segments making this one of the most ambitious releases of the year. “We have high hopes that Britney Rears 3 starring Hillary Scott will be the biggest Britney movie ever and with the special free bonus DVD, this is by far the best value ever offered by Hustler Video,” Mullen continued.

Each Britney Rears 3 DVD package will contain two separate discs totaling over 8 hours of wild Britney footage.  With an engaging story of time travel back to 1974 and 8 girls getting banged by an all-star cast of studs, Britney Rears 3 is serious entertainment and loads of fun.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted stars Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Victoria Sweet, Alana Evans, Kat, Melissa Martinez, Jenna Presley and Naomi along with J. Depth, Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen, Johnny Castle and Marco Banderas.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Rears Gets Shafted will be in stores everywhere August 22nd.

Check out www.myspace.com/therealbritneyrears.com for more information


Partial Temptation Awards winners list

Maybe the hardest part of covering an awards show – particularly an adult awards show – is keeping track of who won what. You may have noticed I blew that off entirely in my coverage of Saturday night's Temptation Awards below. Here's a list of winners from the Temptation Awards people.


CONGRATULATIONS TEMPTATION AWARDS™ WINNERS!

(Los Angeles, CA) The first-ever Temptation Awards™ was embraced by the adult industry Saturday night, premiering at the Westin Bonaventure Hotel, in downtown Los Angeles. Temptation Awards™ recognized the exceptional talent and accomplishment in the individuals, companies, and products of the adult industry. Through this awards show Temptation News promoted the international acceptance of the adult industry, while taking a stand against the discrimination of the Beverly Hilton and Ritz-Carlton. Temptation News would like to extend congratulations to all nominees and winners, as well as their gratitude and appreciation to sponsors Split Infinity, Omega Solutions, Hot Movies, AdultDVDEmpire, Pink Visual Productions, Naked Sword and media sponsor XBiz. A full list of Temptation Awards™ winners is to be posted on their official website at www.TemptationAwards.com.

“My heart-felt thanks go out to all in attendance of the Temptation Awards™ and their support through a very tumultuous week leading up to awards night. The show would not have happened with out the combined effort of my team of professionals, Dusty Marie with Adult Wire Services, Alison Richards of Canuck in Venice Productions, and my diligent staff at Temptation News.” gushed George Whitty, Temptation Awards™ creator.

The Official Temptation Awards™ Winners are as follows:

Best Picture of The Year – Film: The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Picture of The Year – Video: Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Best Gonzo: Slut Puppies, Jules Jordan Video
Best Series: Shane's World College Invasion, Shane's World
Best Comedy: Star, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Interactive: Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley
Best High Definition: Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Best Compilation: Exposed Brittney Skye, NinnWorx
Best Actress - Film: Monique Alexander in To Die For, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Actress - Video: Stormy Daniels in Watching Samantha
Best Actor – Film: Randy Spears in Darkside, Red Light District Films
Best Actor - Video: Barrett Blade in Dark Angels 2: Bloodline
Best Supporting Actress - Film: Jenna Jameson in The New Devil in Miss Jones
Best Supporting Actress - Video: Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Supporting Actor - Film: Kurt Lockwood in To Die For, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Supporting Actor - Video: Tommy Gunn in Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Best New Starlet: Kirsten Price
Best New Male Star: Marcus London
Best Female Performer: Courtney Cummz
Best Male Performer: Tommy Gunn
Best Contract Performer/Most Valuable Star Briana Banks, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Director - Film: Andrew Blake, Valentina, Studio A Entertainment
Best Director - Video: Joone, Pirates, Digital Playground/Adam & Eve
Best Gonzo Director: Jules Jordan, Jenna Haze Darkside, Jules Jordan Video
Best All Girl Scene - Film: Jenna Jameson & Savanna Samson in The New Devil in Miss Jones, Vivid Entertainment Group
Sandee Westgate & Kirsten Price in Carnal Desires, Femme Fusion Entertainment
Best Oral Scene - Film: Monique Alexander & Manual Fererra in To Die For, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Oral Scene - Video: Tawny Roberts & Chris Cannon in Pretty Mess, Vivid Entertainment Group
Best Group Scene Film: Alicia Alighatti, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Hillary Scott, Randy Spears, & John West in Dark Side, Red Light District Films
Best Group Scene - Video: McKenzie Lee, Jon Dough, Manual Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Tony Ribas, & Brian Surewood in Tear Me a New One, Platinum X Pictures



July 31, 2006

Random Notes From A Red Notebook: The Temptation Awards

The on-again-off-again here-there-and-anywhere Temptation Awards found a home at the Bonaventure Hotel downtown, the last-minute replacement for the previously cancelled Beverly Hilton and Ritz-Carlton Huntington in Pasadena. Things got off to a lovely start when I took the Fourth Street offramp from the Harbor Freeway and passed the Bonaventure at the guest-room level. A few turns later (Are there any two-way streets in downtown L.A.?) I'm in the parking area, handing over my keys to a valet and hoping to God that the Temptation Awards validate... I find the place very easily because somebody has placed stand-up signs saying exactly where the Temptation Awards will be held, with the name of the room and the level... The Bonaventure lobby has been described as "the inside of a tooth" by some architecture critic, but I call it a "Zen maze," because once you see where you want to go, you have to walk away from it in order to get there... The previously-identical corners of the lobby have been defined by colors, making it easier to find your way around, or at least easier to describe your surroundings when you call for help... The modern flat austere bare walls (the place was built in 1976) have been covered with wood paneling and the nondescript carpet has been replaced with a discreet patterned number, adding some visual texture to the place. Along with the truly horrible sculptures in the pools. One of them looks like a modern sculpture of a face-hugger alien clamped on somebody's head..
It's only 7:00, but somebody had to get here first... Two guys take pictures of each other... Publiicist Dusty Marie puts a stamp on my wrist, which starts transferring to my dress shirt, and hands me a parking validation ticket, which brings the price down to half... I sneak into the room where the Awards will be held, get an uncomfortable feeling of déjà vu: Curtains, blue lights, big TV monitors, let's hope the band doesn't suck... You got it, I'm stalling, nobody's here yet...


Shooters
Ugly sculpture
Dee's back
Sunny Lane
Brooke Hunter, looking glamourous
Brooke Hunter, looking glamorouser
Hannah Harper
Jenna and company
I spy Dee, who hasn't been active in a while, looking as good as ever... We chat for a while, then are joined by Howard Levine from LFP... I see an old buddy of mine, a mainstream writer who has just put out a book he co-wrote with a mainstream movie director about the differences between actors and directors... Sounds hilarious... Tiffany Taylor... Brooke Hunter and Don Hollywood. She's very enthusiastic about her new video, The Reunion, which she just finished editing. Impressive cast (Shayla LaVeaux, Sara Stone, Evan Stone, Eva Angelina, Tyla Wynn, Evan Stone, Nick Manning) plus a 20-plus page script. "If I wanted to star in a film, I had to do it myself," she grins... I grab my camera and tell her to "look pretty," so she shoves her fingers up her nose and grimaces... I take the picture, what the hell... The deluge begins: Shy Love, Rachel Worth, Roy Karch, Monstar, Ben English, Angie Savage who I haven't seen in a long time, Sunny Lane, Jenna Jameson, Kirsten Price, Tommy Gunn and Rita Faltoyano, Jenna Jameson?!??... I'll be damned, it's her all right... Jack Lawrence, Hannah Harper and Danny from Wanted List...

Jenna sits at a table with her entourage, her star power, like a force field, keeping people at a distance... Cousin Stevie, Digital Playground's Cody, who tells me he did a scene in My First Porn 6 with Kelsey Michaels. "She's not in the business any more"... As if on cue, Joone from Digital Playground turns up. We chat a while, he says he was sad that the venue moved from the Huntington hotel because it's a beautiful place and suggests I check out the Huntington Library in Pasadena for the same elegance... Andrew Blake... Digital Playground publicist Adella, new husband in tow... Jenna Haze... Heth from Wicked Pictures... Holly Randall... Publicist Janie from High Profile Media... Somebody says "This is like PSK without the music"... I walk into the ballroom, and see a guy who is a familiar face, from back when I was a big Caroline in the City fan, played the nerdy little office assistant who was always on rollerskates. Andy Something-or-other... The dinner starts, with a glass of Domaine Chandon sparkling wine and a salad with mandarin orange slices and candied pecans.... Beats the hell out of room-temperature cheese cubes and soggy crackers... Dinner comes out, filet mignon, lobster tail, mashed potatoes and crisp green beans... This is already the best Awards show I have been to, ever. Even the Daytime Emmys didn't feed us this well, and I was a nominee... A short-haired man walks up to me, asks "Are you Tod Hunter?" It's Jeremy Spencer, here with Adonis Pictures. We catch up for a moment...



Tommy Gunn and Rita Faltoyano
Jeff Mullen, Holly Randall, Hillary Scott
Good eats
Good dessert
Holly makes friends with an Award
The show starts, and the band does a number. They don't suck. They're borderline good, even, and can do something with a little intricacy like a Boston number instead of head-bangin' power chords... As the third song begins, Barrett Blade leaves for the lobby. "Did you come for a concert?" No. "Me either."... The host for the evening is introduced, Andy Lauer. Lauer. That's it, I knew it was something like that... Lauer blames the loss of the Beverly Hilton venue on the hotel's owner, Merv Griffin, and "calls" Griffin on his cell phone to ask him why... The bit falls flat, and it might have been funnier if Lauer had actually called Griffin, and Griffin told him "I sold the Beverly Hilton hotel three years ago"... Lauer then walks over to interview Jenna Jameson and, wouldn't ya know it, he picks the wrong busty blonde at the table. "Do your research," Jenna says to him... The Award presentation, unfortunately, is the same as any Award presentation, long and dull... Although the pace picks up a little when the list of nominees on the video screens is replaced by the winner's name halfway through the reading of the nominees.... There are 60 categories, we're gonna be here all night... Heth accepts an Award for Wicked, Tommy Gunn gets another Award, some guy adresses Lauer as "Matt," a reference to the host of the Today show which nobody notices. I'm bored out of my skull. At 10:40, the band plays "Fool If You Think It's Over," and I decide to see what's going on in the lobby...

My mainstream-writer friend is out there – it was a bit loud for him – and we catch up for a while... Jeff Mullen and I catch up, and I get a picture of Hillary Scott... Jeremy comes out, with some of his performers, one of whom bristles when he hears my name. Turns out his real name is Todd and he thought Jeremy was using his real name... Holly Randall, happy-drunk, waves around her mother's Hall of Fame Award. I ask her to pose with it and she opens her mouth wide, still smiling, and tongues it... Can't beat that, I'm out of here...



If you think this is a sexual image, there's something WRONG with you.
Oh. For. God's. Sake.

This admittedly dramatic picture of a nursing mother is causing some anger among some people, which is okay, I suppose, but that woman who says "a breast is... a sexual thing" – when looking at that picture – needs a serious reality check.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14065706/



Lori Lust drops a line

The performer sends in a progress report on what she's been up to lately, which seems to be a magazine cover. Have a look:


Lori Lust gets on E-Girl News Magazine Cover & feature

Lori Lust of www.LoriLustxxx.com gets on another magazine cover. The magazine specializes in finding the best Internet or pinup models in the modeling Industry. The best body in the Industry has a nice 8 page feature in the August Issue that includes four large posters.

Lori Lust who is known for shooting both mainstream and adult at the same time is now starting to get a lot of magazine attention. Her great camera presence originated from her year of regular modeling before she went into adult Industry. She also shoots Mainstream at the same time as well. Lori stated that there are two more large magazines she will be in within a month.

When we spoke to Lori Lust she said "The magazine said they picked me because they wanted a mainstream / Adult crossover girl that looked like the girl next door. When I asked them what they meant, the magazine said that only a certain type of model is capable of doing both Adult and Mainstream. Someone that was sexy but classy at the same time.

The magazine thought I had great camera presence which I thought was nice of them to say.

E-GirlsNews also said that they were looking for the next generation of Super Porn Stars and thought I was perfect. The editor said he loved how big my fan base is and thought at the rate my name is growing this might be his number one seller.

I do own the rights to a lot of my own content but I never have much time to submit it.

I would also like to thank Craig Stevens my photographer. They thought his work was beautiful."

The issue just came out July 28th the same day as her Huge Red Carpet Industry Bash at Club Aura in Studio City. The editor of E-girls said that they think it's there best issue they have ever had.

The Editors of E-magazine have set up a special website called www.Egirlsnews.com Which shows Lori and the other previous girls who have been in the magazine?

Lori just want's the world to know if you want to hire her she lives in Sherman Oaks, California and her link to hire page is http://www.lorilustxxx.com/indext.php?t=bookings or her myspace www.myspace.com/lorilust for bookings.


When caught in a lie, lie some more

Paul Krugman points out that when the lies of Our Esteemed President are refuted, administration officials keep lying.
http://rozius.blogspot.com/2006/07/paul-krugman-reign-of-error.html



Nautica but nice
Nautica Thorn ready to step behind the camera

The performer has started her own company, with a CEO and a production manager from mainstream (Slowdown in mainstream? What slowdown?) will shoot her first vid late this month. Here's the news from the land of Nautica:

Nautica Thorn Productions Set To Shoot Debut Title “Nautica Thorn’s All Access”

(Hollywood, CA) Sexy Hawaiian, Puerto Rican, Japanese starlet Nautica Thorn™ has become more then just a pretty face on your TV screen.

Nautica announced the conception of Nautica Thorn Productions Inc. last month and has since taken on the responsibilities of company owner, producer, and director while still maintaining her status as a performer and feature dancer.

A mere 2½ yrs in the industry, Nautica felt that she was ready for the challenges that come with becoming a multi faceted business woman.

“Having been in the industry for over 2 years I felt I had the experience to finally produce movies that I always wanted to do. My company will reflect movies I would want to see and scenes you've never seen me do.”

Thorn has named Robert Mora CEO of her production company. Mora will handle all day to day affairs for NauticaThorn Productions Inc. Another new addition to Nautica’s team is mainstream producer Sancho.

“I’m bringing aboard new industry buzz producer/director Sancho to oversee the production of all my films. Sancho, who comes from mainstream production as well as adult, will be a great asset to my company.”

Moving quickly, Thorn has completed casting and is ready to begin shooting her debut title Nautica Thorn’s All Access, August 19th.

Directing, producing, and performing, Nautica’s vision for her premiere flick is a behind the scenes, reality based porn where viewers can experience how a movie is made, making them feel like they are part of the production.

Feast your eyes on an All Access look at Nautica and her deviously dirty friends Katja Kassin, Charlie Laine, Kat, Celeste Star, Alexa Lynn, Kate Frost, Tommy Gunn, Scott Nails, Billy Glide, Jerry, and Anthony Hardwood as they are captured behind the scenes, in front of the camera, and everywhere in between.

Nautica Thorn’s new web site www.EnterNautica.com launches this fall.

You may contact Robert Mora for anything related to Nautica Thorn Productions Inc. & Nautica Thorn by contacting him at Robert (at) EnterNautica.com.


New York Times: State Department covered up Iran overruns

The effort to rebuild Iran after we broke it seems to have been replaced with an effort to steal as much money from the US treasury as possible and cover it up.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/30/world/middleeast/30reconstruct.html



July 29, 2006

Told ya

As I reported back in late June (reproduced below, with a new, more-dramatic picture), the 2007 AVN awards have been booted unceremoniously from the Venetian relocated to Mandalay Bay. The self-serving press release from Eton Avenue says this is "Demonstrating the growth of the annual industry event and its broadening mainstream appeal" which is at best delusional (if you've ever seen any mainstream coverage of the awards) and more likely an outright lie (when you factor in the usual disclaimer by AVN brass that the award show is a "private affair for the industry.")

Personally, I am amused at the idea of hundreds of attendees trying to get from the Venetian to Mandalay Bay in Saturday night Strip traffic in the middle of CES. But, as Peter Marshall used to say on Hollywood Squares, this may work out.


New home of the AVN Awards?
June 16, 2006 4:00 pm PDT
 
Are AVN awards on the road to Mandalay?
 
Word has it that the January 2007 AVN awards will be held at Mandalay Bay instead of the usual Venetian. I think the Venetian will be happy to be rid of the annual madness as the attendees troop through the casino in what has come to be known as "the gauntlet." More news as it breaks.


July 28, 2006

Temptation Awards on the road again

The homeless awards show, turned out of the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills and the Ritz-Carlton in Pasadena (These guys aren't from around here: If something is too naughty for Beverly Hills, Pasadena is not the place to go) have found a last-minute location at the downtown Bonaventure Hotel, which tells me that

Downtown L.A. isn't as snooty as Pasadena and

The Bonaventure had a big room available on short notice.

The Bonaventure hosted the GayVNs a few years ago, and they seem to be more broad-minded than some of their hospitality-industry brethren. Good for them.

Here's the press release:

RITZ-CARLTON DISCRIMINATES AGAINST ‘PORNO’ INDUSTRY

(Los Angeles, CA) The Ritz-Carlton, Huntington Hotel & Spa cancelled their contract with Canadian adult news outlet Temptation News, to host the Temptation Awards, an adult industry, black-tie affair. An official document from Jill R. Hilts, Director of catering and sales for the Ritz-Carlton Pasadena gave reason for the cancellation stating, “This is an awards ceremony that celebrates the ‘porno’ industry, and the Ritz-Carlton does not,” and further stated, “We cannot have ‘porno’ stars in our hotel.” Ms. Hilts openly discriminating against an entire profession as she continued her assault on the adult industry in her letter saying, “you intend to use the Hotel facilities for a pornographic video awards ceremony. We cannot permit activities at the Hotel that our employees and many of our guests will find highly offensive. Your awards ceremony falls squarely within this classification.”

Temptation News CEO and founder, George Whitty created the Temptation Awards™ to celebrate the adult industry with an elegant and glamorous event. Commenting on the turn of events George says, “The Ritz-Carlton stepped in last minute, providing their facilities as the venue after a contractual disagreement with the Beverly Hilton. The Ritz openly embraced the opportunity to accommodate the Temptation Awards™, when they executed the contract. Twenty-four hours later they canceled and reneged on their signed contract based solely on the professions of those attending. Discrimination of any sort is detestable, but to openly discriminate against ones legally acceptable professional is appalling.”

The Temptation Awards™ is not cancelled. George Whitty is determined to continue confirming, “I will not let discrimination triumph over the celebration of a person’s legal right to the profession of their choice. We have an alternate venue. The Westin Bonaventure has graciously offered their hotel and services.”
The Westin Bonaventure Hotel & Suites
 404 South Figueroa Street
Los Angeles, California 90071 United States

Temptation Awards™ red carpet rolls out at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, July 29th, in downtown Los Angeles, California. The elegant black-tie awards will proceed as planned in the luxurious new venue.

For more information on the Temptation Awards™, log on to their official website at www.TemptationAwards.com.


Adam & Eve expands with new contract girl

Sophia Lynn is the latest contract performer for Adam & Eve. She's a trained EMT, which could come in handy if somebody gets heatstroke on a set. Here's the rest of the info, which will no doubt be supplemented as her Adam & Eve portfolio expands.

ADAM & EVE SIGNS SOPHIA LYNN AS EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT GIRL

Hillsborough, NC Adam & Eve, the source for all things erotic, is pleased to announce it has signed a second new contract star in as many weeks. Sophia Lynn, an all- natural blonde with a killer body and a breath-taking smile, has been named an Adam & Eve Exclusive Contract Star along with adult film favorite and reigning Adam & Eve Contract Star Carmen Luvana and recently signed starlet Ava Rose.

After just a month in the adult entertainment industry, Sophia is poised for superstardom with Adam & Eve. “I can’t wait to shoot my first scenes as a contract girl,” she says. “I feel a bit star- struck — I have always loved Carmen’s layouts and movies... and to work with her has been a dream of mine. I know Ava and adore her. I already feel a part of the Adam & Eve family!”

Sophia hails from the state of Florida, and is at once charming and sophisticated. She graduated high school with honors, holds an associates degree in arts, and has an EMT Certification as well as a real estate license. "I am currently working on my general contractor’s degree, but decided that I wanted to pursue the world of adult entertainment. I absolutely love being in front of the camera. And being a bit of an over-achiever, I figured I was a perfect fit with Adam & Eve." Sophia is also a lover of sports, naming football and hockey as her favorites.

Peter Reynolds, Vice President of Sales for Adam & Eve Pictures, was immediately impressed with Sophia upon meeting her. "Not only was I taken with Sophia's natural and unassuming beauty,” he says, “but I was amazed how well she knew the business. She’s educated, she’s articulate and she loves sex. She has a huge future as a contract star!"



Find out who it is tonight
Jenna's Playboy TV show finale set for tonight

The competition concludes tonight, and votes will be tabulated right up to the end of the show, adding a suspenseful touch you don't really get in other awards shows. Here's the detail:

“JENNA’S AMERICAN SEX STAR” ENTERS FINAL ROUND OF VOTING

Finale to Air Live on Playboy TV Friday, July 28

LOS ANGELES, CA -- “Jenna’s American Sex Star” has entered the last round of voting, and fans can go right now to www.americansexstar.com to view clips and vote for their favorite girl from among the final round contenders: Roxy Jezel, Tory Lane, Jenna Presley and Daisy Marie. Votes will continue to be tabulated in real-time until the last minutes of the finale show, which will be broadcast live on Playboy TV this Friday, July 28 (9 p.m. ET/ 6 p.m. PT, rebroadcast 10 p.m. PT).

Hosted by megastar and cultural icon Jenna Jameson (author of “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star,” which spent 16 weeks on The New York Times best-seller list), “Jenna’s American Sex Star” is the weekly one-hour show tracking the competitive search as adult starlets prove that they have what it takes to be an adult superstar, Jenna-style. It’s all broadcast live before a studio audience with a panel of judges that include “Survivor” winner and reality TV star Jenna Lewis, adult director Jim Powers and Jenna’s husband, Jay G. The winner will be crowned a ClubJenna Girl, and join Ms. Jameson’s elite troupe of contract actresses.


Speaking of Jenna

Now you don't have to wait until January to see Jenna in Las Vegas. She'll be there all the time, and the tickets are a helluva lot cheaper than Adult Expo. Staring next Wednesday. Have a look:

Recognizing the international fame of adult film star Jenna Jameson, Madame Tussauds Las Vegas will immortalize the Las Vegas native with a life-sized wax figure in a special unveiling ceremony Wednesday August 2 at 11 am. Ms. Jameson, recognized as the first adult film star to take the genre mainstream, will appear personally and will unveil the figure. She will be available for photographs with her wax likeness and be available for interviews following the event. Ms. Jameson will be the first person from the adult film industry to be immortalized by Madame Tussauds in its more than 200-year history.

Fresno 'porn radio' seems to be a put-on

You may have heard elsewhere about the so-called "Porn radio" station in Fresno, calling itself "Clothing optional radio," playing salacious songs ("Why don't we do it in the road" indeed?) and recorded moans. (Or at least they were reported to be "recorded moans.") According to the Fresno Bee, that format has been replaced with a loop of the station owner saying "Now that we have your attention..."
http://www.fresnobee.com/lifestyle/story/12513212p-13228079c.html

More "porn radio" news (if any) as it breaks.



Would you take sexual advice from this woman?

Performers Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter gave a seminar at the recent Lifestyles Convention – read: swingers' convention – at the Stardust hotel in Las Vegas, which will probably be a vacant lot this time next year. Although the guy jerking off in the back row is called a "compliment," I wonder how much of a loser must you be if you have to jerk off at a swingers' convention??


Joselyn Pink Shares Her Sexpertise During Recent Swingers Sex Session

LAS VEGAS - Miss Nude Porn Internet 2006 winner and adult star Joselyn Pink showed off her XXX-rated skills to a room full of swingers while assisting prominent industry couple Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter.

Behind the Scenes - a seminar hosted by Hollywood and Hunter at the Lifestyles Convention last week in the Stardust Hotel and Casino -- gave a select audience an inside view into adult productions and having sex on camera with Pink. Issues discussed were HIV and STD testing in the adult industry, what to expect on a set, model releases, payment, wardrobe and playing to the camera, among other topics.

The subjects weren't strictly academic, however, with Pink, Hollywood and Hunter performing in live sex demonstrations that included requests from the audience. Pink said piledriver and stacking were popular positions with the swingers.

"Everyone seemed very pleased with our presentation and performance," Pink said. "In fact, we received a standing ovation when Brooke and I got a pearl necklace from Don Hollywood. At one point there was someone in the back row jerking off -- what a compliment!"

Joselyn Pink is available for signing and dancing engagements. Her official Web site is prettyhotbox.com and her official myspace page can be found at myspace.com/joselynpink.

Tori Spelling: One of us

A recent magazine profile of actress Tori Spelling says that she subscribes to a porn-by-mail service. Not quite as juicy as finding out that she had been a porn performer, but what the hell, we take our mainstream acceptance where we can. Especially from someone partially responsible for teaching the world the Beverly Hills ZIP code. The subscription service is proud of the exposure, and passed along this press release:


HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS TORI SPELLING A FAN OF SUGARDVD.COM

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) In what amounts to the biggest mainstream celebrity to ever publicly announce an allegiance to a particular online adult service, Tori Spelling professed her fondness for renting porn DVDs in the mail from Internet rental powerhouse SugarDVD in a just-published article in Giant magazine.

“My husband [Dean McDermott] and I also belong to this service that’s like a porn Netflix, called SugarDVD.com. The Netflix DVDs come in a red package and the Sugar DVDs come in a blue one, so we’re like, “Oooh! A Netflix arrived!” or “Oooh! A porn arrived!” said Spelling according to the Giant article.

“She is hugely popular right now and her comments have helped make the world even more aware of SugarDVD.com. We have worked hard to provide a great service, it sounds like it is working!” exclaimed SugarDVD’s CEO Jax when told about Ms. Spelling’s comments in Giant.

The nation’s leading online renter of adult DVDs, SugarDVD.com offers customers easy access to thousands of adult DVDs from virtually every studio in a quick, easy and speedy way. You simply order your DVDs online and within a couple of days, a discreet blue envelope arrives in your mailbox with your DVD selections. After viewing, return in the postage-paid envelope and your next movie selections will arrive.

“I couldn’t be any happier that she’s a satisfied customer of SugarDVD,” rejoiced Jax.

Giant is a popular men’s magazine that caters to a diverse taste of culturally elevated men offering insights into popular culture ranging from music and fashion to advice, games, and the Internet.

A link to the story is below:
http://www.giantmag.com/2006/06/girls/obsessions-tori-spelling/


Abortion rights: Another nail in the coffin

A new bill will make it a federal rap to take a teenager across a state line so she can get an abortion in a less-restrictive state.
http://www.alternet.org/rights/39533/



So would you say that glass is a quarter full, or three-quarters empty?
Team Tyler goes two-for-three with Temptation Awards noms

The fledgling company makes an impression for the awards and reissues their first release as a collectors edition. Somewhat-hyperbolic press release (I don't know if there has even been a "megastar" since Katharine Hepburn died) follows:

Team Tyler's Slow Pace Brings Fast Recognition
2 of 3 movies released nominated for Temptation Awards

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - With only their fourth movie nearing release, adult megastar, Tyler Faith and KSEXradio's controversial personality, Wankus, are ecstatic about their presence in this Saturday's 1st Annual Temptation Awards. The two-some talent, writer, director, composer, editor and company figure heads of Team Tyler Productions, Inc. are nominated for awards in two categories. Best Comedy in their last release, Thar She Blows, and Best All Girl Scene from a scene with Tyler Faith, Rebecca Love and Sandra Romain in Faith's Fantasies.

"Wankus and I really don't like girl-girl movies," Team Tyler CEO, Tyler Faith said. "So when our distributor (Black Widow) said that the market called for one, we decided that since we usually find this genre boring, we set out to make it so hot that people with the same tastes, or distastes, we have, would really enjoy it."

The new company is currently finishing production of a sequel to the widely received pirate parody, Thar She Blows Again and then has plans to begin production on a police drama series, similar to the hit network show, Law and Order. Asked why the output of product hasn't been very frequent, Wankus said, "Between our schedules and our desire to make solid product that we can be proud of, we just don't want to rush things on the shelves for the sake of having the numbers. We are fortunate enough to both have other careers that pay our bills so there's not a large desperation to get titles out the door. In the next 12 months, you'll see us stepping up the production rate a bit. We have written two features and we're really excited to keep improving on what we've already started."

Team Tyler's first three productions have featured today's biggest stars and have commanded excellent sales numbers for a company so new to the game. Between Black Widow, Faith's national dance tours, her website and KSEXradio.com, fans have responded well to the initial releases. So well that the company re-released their opening production, unFAITHful Secrets, as a collectors' edition with a new cover, a collectable poster and never before seen footage. Their product is sold nationwide at all the largest adult vendors as well as in the mainstream circuit at Tower Records.

Fans wishing to purchase any of the Team Tyler titles can visit www.FaithsFantasies.com. Industry can order any titles in the line through www.BlackWidowProductions.com.


900-year-old dead actor

You may not remember the name Robert Cornthwaite, but he made an indelible impression in the 1951 film The Thing From Another World, where he played the head scientist of a scientific outpost at the North Pole who tried to thwart the heroic attempts of the military types to kill the monster. He was the one who tried to reason with the seven-foot "intelligent carrot" and got thrown across the room by one swipe of its arm. So much for discussion, they fried it a few moments later.

Cornthwaite appeared in some 50 films and hundreds of TV shows, and was a regular on the CBS series Picket Fences, which featured several veteran actors, including Fyvush Finkel, Dabbs Greer, and Ray Walston.

He was 89.

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-cornthwaite24jul24,0,7515149.story



The capital letters are a hint.
Kylie's latest from DVSX gets in the back door

The latest from the redheaded sexpot is an anal extravaganza, it looks like, and has an impressive cast. Take a look.

Nassty Dreams 2

Directed by Kylie Ireland

Starring: Angel Long, Harmony, Jordan Styles, Katsumi, Kelly Wells, Vixen, plus some guys.

Kylie Ireland is back for yet another taboo dose of devious back door mischief. Once again she leaves a DEEP impression on the minds of ass lovers everywhere. In over 2 carnal hours of gaping anal play, she delivers the nASStiest of dREAMs.


Sara Stone. Pic courtesy L.A. Direct Models.
July 27, 2006

Sara Stone opening at Albany-area club with best name ever

The busty performer displays her assets at the aptly yclept Double Vision club in upstate New York, which is referred to as being in "Half Moon" but when you try to look it up on MapQuest it's called "Clifton Park" and hell if I know but if you're anywhere around there you probably know. Here's the release, complete with vague locational hints:

Sara Stone To Feature This Weekend at Double Vision in NY.

(Studio City, CA) LA Direct Models' Sara Stone is packin' up and heading back east for a weekend feature dance engagement at Double Vision near Albany, NY.

Appearing Thursday, July 27th through Saturday, July 29th, Stone is excited to be performing for fans on the east coast.

“Watch out New York, here I come! I can’t wait to meet all of my fans and perform on stage for you. I have been working hard to make sure every show I do is an exotic adventure and for those of you who cheer me on the loudest will receive free gifts. I look forward to seeing everyone this weekend at Double Vision.”

In preparation for her shows, Sara has been training with experienced feature dancers Brooke Haven and Jezebelle Bond who have been diligently working on Stone’s stage presence, pole tricks, floor work and audience interaction.

"We are like a team at LA Direct, if someone needs assistance perfecting any aspect of their performance – be it in front of the camera or in front of a crowd of cheering fans
we believe in helping each other out," Jezebelle said.

Sara feels confident that her shows will meet fans expectations and after each stage performance is available for lap dances, polaroids, and autographs. Additional merchandise including Sara Stone’s hottest adult films, 8X10s, and other items are available for purchase.

Double Vision is located at 1915 Route 9 Half Moon, NY 12065

Sara Stone is represented exclusively by LA Direct Models. To book her for scenes, photoshoots, feature dancing and more please visit www.ladirectmodels.com.


CIA and NSA snoopers to Congress: We need more snooping powers

Just in case you thought those 2257 inspections were the end of it.
http://news.com.com/Spy+agencies+call+for+broader+surveillance+laws/2100-1028-6098735.html?part=dtx&tag=nl.e433

Jenna's first porn star competition streets on DVD today

The Playboy TV show, which was eventually won by Brea Bennett, gets released today, with 15 performers competing over four hours of material. Here's the press release:


JENNA’S AMERICAN SEX STAR

Season 1 Available on DVD July 27

LOS ANGELES, CA – On July 27, Spice Studios will release the complete Season 1 of Jenna’s American Sex Star on DVD ($24.95 SRP). With a total running time of over four hours, the series features 15 adult starlets proving that they have what it takes to be the next adult superstar, Jenna-style. Brea Bennett was ultimately voted the series champion and awarded an exclusive one-year contract with ClubJenna.

The series originally premiered on Playboy TV in November, 2005. Each one-hour episode featured four new girls strutting their stuff before a live studio audience and a panel of judges that included Ron Jeremy, Christy Canyon and Jim Powers. At the end of each episode, fans were asked to vote for their favorite.

Season 2 of “Jenna’s American Sex Star” recently premiered on Playboy TV July 7 and airs live every Friday night through July. The finale episode airs July 28. Additional details on the latest competition may be found at www.americansexstar.com.


GOP using threat of lawsuits to intimidate TV stations

MoveOn has commissioned some very impressive ads that have a recurring theme ("Another Republican caught red-handed") and are very impressive. The Republican National Committee, trying to maintain their monopoly on attack ads, sent out letters saying that TV stations would be liable for defamation for running the ads. The stations, owned by large corporations, caved immediately. There are also allegations that there was a political bias as well, but the intimidation is what scares me. Take a look:
http://www.alternet.org/story/39473/



The one and only Randy Spears
Randy Spears signs with Black Widow for mainstream gigs

Veteran performer Randy Spears, one of the few contenders for "best actor in adult," signs with Ric Williams for mainstream representation, as Black Widow expands into repping porn performers for mainstream work.

Demi Delia, Wicked Exclusive Performer Randy Spears Signs with Black Widow Talent

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Randy Spears, Wicked Pictures' exclusive contract performer, and his wife, Demi Delia, signed with Black Widow Talent, a mainstream and adult casting agency.

Black Widow Talent will only represent Spears -- a 20-year veteran with over 2,000 XXX titles to his credit, a multiple award winner for his skills as an actor in adult features and Hall of Famer -- for mainstream casting opportunities. Spears joins fellow Wicked contract performer Stormy Daniels in tapping Black Widow Talent for mainstream casting representation.

Delia, however, will be available for both adult and non-adult work through the agency.

"I look forward to doing business with Black Widow," Spears said. "I feel it's time to make a push back towards mainstream projects. I am excited about the opportunity to expand my horizons with Black Widow."

Delia added, "I am very excited about my decision to join Black Widow Talent and am looking forward to a long relationship. I have wanted to enter the mainstream side of the entertainment industry and I am confident that Black Widow can get me there. I feel this is a good move at this time for my career."

Ric Williams, president of Black Widow Talent and a former mainstream Hollywood agent, said he will work on developing and raising the profile of Spears in non-adult Hollywood projects -- as well as Dahlia, who he will also represent in her adult work.

"Randy is one of the best feature actors in the adult industry," Williams said. "He can act very well, which will help secure non-adult work. Demi has a great look to her and I know she'll generate a lot of interest on both sides of the Hollywood Hills. I appreciate that they signed with Black Widow Talent and the mainstream industry will see the benefit of using adult actors with their substantial fan bases."

For more information, contact Ric Williams at ric (at) bwtalent.com or visit www.talentbw.com for adult casting needs; Black Widow Talent's mainstream site, www.bwtalent.com, is under development.

July 26, 2006

Eli's shootin'

Director Eli Cross makes a political thriller – with a little sex – and Sex Z Pictures has set up a website to promote its late September release, which stars Sex Z stalwart Hillary Scott. Have a look and get an advance feel for what may well be one of the biggest video of the coming awards season.

CORRUPTION: SEX Z PICTURES’ BIGGEST BUDGET GETS BIG WEBSITE

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Corruption is the most expensive movie in the history of Sex Z Pictures and has all of the makings of becoming a gigantic hit including a brand new website as it gears up for a September 29th release.

The Corruption countdown officially started today with the announcement of the launch of www.corruptionxxx.com which is packed with photos, movie clips and news. The specially designed website comes with an iPod downloading station and a variety of movie trailer playing speeds.

The website will be continually updated providing entertaining glimpses at this provocative feature presentation that thrills and kills in a captivating story that captures the very essence of greed, sex and murder.

Corruption, directed by Eli Cross and starring Hillary Scott, is a highly charged political sex thriller that will leave the viewer clinging to the edge of the seat.

David Walker Helms is California’s first Republican Senator in more than a decade and is a powerful public figure and rising star of his party. Helms is a sociopath with boundless ambition and an eye on the White House which is threatened by a power struggle between his deviant, power hungry wife played by Kylie Ireland and his naïve sex slave Natasha played by Hillary Scott. Sex, murder, power, deceit, perversion and ultimately corruption make this an adult feature movie unlike any other and one that is guaranteed to entertain adult movie fans and critics alike.

“I wanted to bring this amazing story to life and really show the deviant side of something as mighty as a top level US politician,” Cross said during a movie editing session.

“This movie is really going to surprise a lot of people because it’s really that good,” stated the executive producer and owner of Sex Z Pictures Bo Kenney. “We wanted to give our customers something really special and I think that Corruption is a remarkable story packed with great sex which will become a top selling DVD,” Kenney predicted.

In addition to the intrigue and dirty world of high level politics, Corruption showcases some of the greatest sex scenes ever recorded. With Hillary Scott participating in four sex scenes including group sex and hardcore anal scenes, the movie is a hardcore thriller with a huge cast of characters all with a lust for sex.

Corruption was shot in high definition and will be in stores everywhere September 29th.

Get a first look at this powerful political sex thriller by visiting www.corruptionxxx.com.

Check out www.sexzvod.com and www.myspace.com/sexzpictures for more information.

Oh great, all we fuckin' need

Now the Commerce Department wants to privatize ICANN. Can you imagine what will happen to the egalitarian nature of the Internet if ICANN falls into private hands? Consider what a disaster privatizing everything else has been...
http://www.xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=16156



On the comeback trail
VHS: Not dead yet

The semi-obsolete format makes a partial comeback at Dane, where some of their more successful titles get a new lease on life in the familiar cassettes. Here's the official word:

Dane to re-do features on VHS format

Due to demand from its many valued customers, Dane Productions has decided to re-do 100 plus of its famous titles on VHS. These include NINETEEN, UNIVERSITY COEDS, ORAL EXAMS, VIRGIN STORIES. PANTY WORLD, & RUNAWAYS.

"Many people still have VHS recorders, and tapes and are reluctant to give these up," States Bob of Dane Productions. "We At Dane have always tried to listen to our customers, and try to produce what they ask for." VHS is no exception. "These will be brand new inside and out, nothing that has sat on the shelf for a few years." Please contact Bob at Dane Productions, Bob (at) daneproductions.com


When in doubt, play the Hitler card

Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe equated global warming to a Nazi-era "Big Lie." No shit, there are still deniers.
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/07/24/inhofe-third-reich/



Counting the days until you can count the days
Hey, Miss February looks just like Miss January!

A new Jenna Jameson wall calendar will be scandalizing the bluenoses at mainstream retail stores nationwide, even though there is no nudity. Here's the press release, and if you mail-order it, tell 'em Tod sent ya.


JENNA JAMESON GETS READY TO MELT YOUR WALL WITH A HOT 2007 CALENDAR

SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA – (July 25, 2006) – Jenna Jameson will be hanging on thousands of walls in 2007 – or at least her hot new calendar will be with twelve sizzling new photos to help the months speed by.

The 2007 version of the Jenna wall calendar goes on sale in mid-August and if past years are repeated, it will be a must-have for collectors and fans.

Wearing a metallic barely-there bra, with her blonde hair wild and her blue eyes wide, Jameson appears to have been startled by the photographer in the cover shot of the calendar, published by Aquarius Images, leading creator of popular licensed calendars and posters.

“Pre-orders from retailers are up 50 percent over last year’s calendar so we are anticipating a very strong sell-through this year,” according to Linda Judy, Vice President Licensing/Business Development of Aquarius.

The calendar goes on sale at a suggested retail price of $12.99 in mid-August at selected retail outlets nationwide, including Spencer Gifts, FYE, Sam Goody, Tower Records, Borders Books & Music, Calendar Club and Newbury Comics plus other specialty retailers. “It will also be on sale at better adult stores nationwide,” according to Kris Grdina, ClubJenna, Inc. vice president for merchandising. “Orders for the 2007 model are the strongest for any calendar we’ve offered so far.”

Ms. Grdina said the calendar is also available at Jameson’s online shopping center, www.clubjennamall.com.



Is the blue on her tongue an elaborate visual pun, or am I overthinking this?
Mika Tan strikes again

The dynamic starlet makes the cover of a new blowjob vid from XCartel with a straightforward title. The cast looks impressive and the director has been around the block once or twice. They may have something here. Have a look:

XCARTEL RELEASES FUCK MY SKULL JULY 31

Chatsworth, CA – XCartel announces the release of Fuck My Skull, the first title from Alex Sanders’ Blacksheep Entertainment. The film is a ten scene extreme blowjob movie starring box cover girl Mika Tan alongside Annie Cruz, Desire Moore, Keeani Lei, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel, Nikki Nievez, Phyllisha Anne, Rachel Luv and Sophie Dee, with non-sex appearances by Ashley Marie and Keira Sage. Each girl is on the receiving end of a severe throat fucking from Sanders or his cohort Jenner.

“In all my years in the business, I can honestly say that this is the best blow job movie I’ve ever seen,” says national sales manager Ed Kail.

The opening scene sets the tone, featuring Mika Tan as a nagging, babbling girlfriend who wants to talk – incessantly - about her relationship. Just as we wish that someone would shut her up, she finds her running mouth stuffed with Sanders’ schlong… and what commences is pure oral fornication.

“Mika gives what very well may be the performance of the year,” says head of production Adam Jay. “Alex is working her mouth beyond belief, she’s gagging, bloodshot and covered in saliva… and she never once breaks character. At one point he pulls out for just a momentary reprieve and she immediately cries out ‘this isn’t what I meant by interface!’ She’s really brilliantly funny in the scene”.

Not to be outdone, the nine girls that follow are just as wild and get just as worked over.

“This is one outrageous movie,” says company co-owner Alex Ladd, himself a veteran director. “I have to admit, there were a couple of times where even I had to look away.”

“I’m really proud of this movie and can’t wait to see the response,” says Sanders. “All the scenes are brand new and in addition to the ten skull fucks, you get ten solo scenes as well.”

XCartel Xtras include web access, hot shots, a candid behind the scenes sequence and a pretty girl photo gallery, including some graphic “Before and After” shots.

Sanders is a fifteen year industry veteran, having appeared in close to 1500 movies over that span. As a director, he was responsible for multiple entries of lines such as California Calendar Girls, Fresh Flesh, Head Over Heels, Make My Butt Cum, Younger The Better, Spinners, Anal Maniacs, Shadow Dancers, Cunt Hunt and two acclaimed episodes of Bodyslammin’, both of which received a five-A rating.

“Alex Sanders is a major star,” says company co-owner Roy Karch (not the director of the same name). “And we’re ecstatic that he chose XCartel to release Blacksheep’s movies, which are some of the best I’ve seen – they’re wild, funny, energetic and really hot.”

Fuck My Skull streets on July 31st. For ordering information, contact Ed Kail at sales (at) xcartel.com. Visit us on the web at www.xcartel.com.


Are your papers in order?
July 25, 2006

They're he-ere...

The long-expected anti-porn 2257 paperwork crackdown is beginning, because poll numbers may plummet and Iraq could be falling apart and every state in the union may have temperatures over 90° while Our Esteemed President declares global warming a myth but by gawd we're cracking down on pornography!! FSC members are advised to keep their membership cards handy.
 
Here's the latest from the Free Speech Coalition.

2257 Inspections Have Begun

Chatsworth, Ca. – The Free Speech Coalition (FSC) has learned that the Federal Government has initiated the first of the long-awaited 2257 inspections. Five FBI agents today checked the records of a major (primary) producer of adult content for specific movies, used their own copying equipment and left the location.

FSC urges you to check with your own attorney.

If you are a primary producer or a primary and a "secondary" producer, expect an inspection. If you are in the latter category and are also a member of the Free Speech Coalition, only the primary producer records are subject to inspection.

If you are exclusively a “secondary” producer, or both primary and “secondary,” and exempt from “secondary” inspection by virtue of your Free Speech Coalition membership, it is important that you ask your lawyer how to decline the Federal inspection, and notify the FSC office as soon as possible if such an inspection is attempted.

The Free Speech Coalition is the trade association for the adult entertainment industry. Its mission is to safeguard the industry from abusive government regulations and promote good business practices.

Random Notes From A Red Notebook: PSK turns three

I walk into Sardo's quickly because it's hot out there, and because if you don't get a seat it's uncomfortable standing for three hours... First person I see is Pam Anderson, followed quickly by Lynn LeMay, Roy Karch, Ric Williams, Konnie, and Jack Lawrence... Kristin takes the mic for a spirited Sweet Child of Mine... Sonny Malone is on the platform, waves me over... Cool... A woman walks in, looks like Lisa Sparxxx, but smaller... The bar area behind the low wall is packed... Jay Moyes, at a table, sketching away... Flexxx.... Kristen starts handing out T-shirts, gives one to a guy standing right next to me. Hello? Do I look familiar? I sing maybe three times a year, maybe not... Lori Lust works the room... Alexis Silver... There's a guy near Lynn LeMay who looks like British writer and Beyond the Fringe performer Alan Bennett, but he probably isn't... Konnie takes the mic for Let's Hear It For The Boy, with Kristin on harmony... Dino Bravo walks over, says hi... Gram Ponante spies an empty space on the platform, grabs it. Cool. I don't see him as much as I'd like... Although I read him a lot... An unbroken stream of people comes up to say hi to him and I casually remark to Sonny "When did Gram become a celebrity?" She doesn't know either... I'm not jealous, just curious... Although I am jealous of his writing ability, he's good... Haley Young, new talent Shannon Ril
ey... Roy Karch walks over, asks "What's happening in the world?" I'd tell him, but it's loud in here... Nicki Hunter...

Konnie sings
Colleen Riley
Kayla Quinn
Seymour and cake
Lynn LeMay, Seymour, Nicki Hunter, Konnie
As before
Nicki Hunter
The rose guy gets here at 11:15. Early for him, he usually gets here around midnight... A guy walks by who looks like filmmaker Vincent Gallo, but he probably isn't. Too bad, after he got that blowjob in The Brown Bunny he is technically a porn performer... Shannon Riley cools off by slipping off her bra from under her shirt... I step out for some fresh air, ask Gram to mind the store... Kiss. Haven't seen her in a while... Get back in for the cake and the singing of Happy Birthday To PSK... Walk back to the platform, Gram is surrounded by large thuggy guys. To hold those seats, he would have needed a sidearm... Kayla Quinn...  The cake is circulated, somebody sings Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's You And Me And The Bottle Makes Three Tonight... A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me too, but I'll stick with Diet Coke, I'm driving... As the house resounds to Fat Bottomed Girls, I take my leave... Happy birthday, three-year-old.

The fourth year of PSK starts tonight at Sardo's, 259 Pass Avenue in Burbank, neatly between the Warner Bros. Studios and the Warner Bros. Ranch, and just left of the Pass Avenue offramp of the eastbound 134. http://www.sardosbar.com


At long last 2001 explained

I remember when I first saw Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, at the Hollywood Pacific theatre on Hollywood Boulevard in 1968. I was amazed and astounded, and saw it several – many – maybe 30 – more times in Cinerama, 70mm, and 35mm in theatres around Los Angeles. At one showing, I just watched the little screens, ignoring the main action. I told my younger son not to see it until we could scare up a big-screen presentation, and when we finally saw it, he remarked "If that film didn't have an intermission, people's heads would explode."

Thanks to The Daily, a homepage I've been using since the '80s, I found this site, http://www.kubrick2001.com/, which explains a lot about the film, using informed conjecture and astute observations. Take a look.


Sacramento gets even hotter

Performer/director Penny Flame takes the stage at Gold Coast Centerfolds in Sacramento-adjacent Rancho Cordova (I thought it was near Palm Springs, myself) tonight through Saturday. Penny, if the Governator drops by for a quick grope, I'll pick up $10 of the lap dance fee. Call me.


Penny Flame To Cause Triple Digit Temperatures In Sacramento
Five Feature Nights Plus Five Temptation Award Nominations Equals A Perfect Ten

(Studio City, CA) If you can take the heat get closer to the Flame, Penny Flame that is.

The award winning Penny Flame began her illustrious career in the skin flick business September of 2001 and has since set the nation on fire with her scorching sex scenes and blistering feature dance performances.

Represented exclusively by LA Direct Models, Penny Flame is set to appear at Gold Coast Centerfolds in Sacramento July 25th – 29th for a five night feature dance engagement where she will literally burn the house down with her deviously dirty dances.

Mesmerized by the Flame, internal combustion may be imminent, but prepare for the final firestorm. This smoking little hottie is available after each stage performance for lap dances, polaroids and autographs.

“If you know me then you know the chance of falling on my head is possible but you may see actually pull off sexy so stop by. I am a little shy when it comes to asking for lap dances so don’t be afraid to ask for one and make me dance for you like the good little whore I am. I will also have my movies and Penny Flame paraphernalia with me for purchase.”

Gold Coast Centerfolds is located at
11363 Folsom Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA

Penny’s Flame burns even brighter with five Temptation Award nominations including Best Actress Film, Best Couples Scene Film, Best Supporting Actress Film, Best Group Scene and Best Interactive.

Continuing to light up the nights of many a fan is what gets Penny off and she is thrilled that her performances and abilities have been recognized.

“Being nominated is a huge honor especially when I consider the caliber of girls I am up against. I am not really trippin' if I win or lose I just enjoy playing pretend and getting my brains fucked out.”

To join Penny Flame’s mailing list please visit www.clubpennyflame.com and you will be notified as to when her site launches as well as an invitation to the launch party.


Under new management
Transition

A few years ago, Disneyland was falling apart. Literally. Buildings were rotting, attractions like the Penny Arcade that had been in place since 1955 were chopped out and replaced with stores, custodial was severely cut back, so the park wasn't as clean as it used to be, and ride maintenance was so truncated that people got killed. (Previously, people have gotten killed at Disneyland because of misadventure: Climbing out of the People Mover, walking on the Monorail track, swimming in the Rivers of America. When a man standing at the Mark Twain dock was killed by a piece of hardware flying off the Columbia sailing ship on December 24, 1998, it was the first time a guest was killed not by his own fault in the park's history.) Never mind the bright idea of the knockoff park in the parking lot, or the abortive "New Tomorrowland" which was essentially a paint job, plus removal of the Rocket Jets from inside Tomorrowland to The Plaza.

In 2003, Matt Ouimet was brought from the Disney Cruise Lines to become Disneyland President. He started a major overhaul of the entire park, painting, rehabbing, and reclaiming the magic that the shopkeeper who ran Disneyland into the ground had traded for more stores. Ouimet was actually seen in the park regularly, talking to guests and employees, unlike his predecessor, and got Disneyland ready for the 18-month 50th-Anniversary celebration which began on May 5, 2005 (05-05-05), peaked on July 17, 2005, Disneyland's actual 50th anniversary, and will continue until this fall. At the ceremony in front of the Castle the morning of July 17, 2005, Michael Eisner, Bob Iger, Arnold Schwarzenegger, original opening day host Art Linkletter, and Walt's daughter Diane Disney Miller all said a few words, but Ouimet stayed modestly offstage.

Matt Ouimet has just joined Starwood Hotels as President of the Hotel Group. With luck, he will bring the same professional touch to Starwood that he did to Disneyland. And let's hope that Disney's pick for Disneyland president, Ed Grier, isn't another shopkeeper.
http://jimhillmedia.com/blogs/jim_hill/archive/2006/07/25/4496.aspx


Post-production under new management
New hire at Platinum Blue

Aradia joins company as Post Production Supervisor, Skye Blue laterals to Head of Sales and Marketing. Official statement follows:

Platinum Blue Ups Ante with Addition of Aradia to Company Team

Chatsworth, California - Platinum Blue Productions and Distribution announces the addition of team member Aradia as Post Production Supervisor, and puts company CEO and President, Skye Blue into the additional position of Head of Sales and Marketing. The changes cement the "Best New Production Company of 2005" nominee's commitment to provide better customer service to their retailers, as well as increasing Platinum Blue's production capabilities.

"It is of utmost importance to me to be as involved in Platinum Blue's growth and development as possible," says Blue. "I want to be hands-on in all aspects of the business. You know how women are, when we give birth to a baby we want to be the one changing its diapers. Platinum Blue is my baby. "

"Even though I will still be directing and producing Platinum Blue Productions lines, there is a need to have someone to handle the details of the post production as I step into a much fuller role in the sales and marketing department. When I met Aradia, I immediately noticed her attention to detail and her ability to take charge of the situation, those qualities will make her an excellent Post Production Supervisor," explains Blue.

Aradia is looking forward to the creative facets of her new position. "I'm excited about the plans Skye has to release really unique titles that will place Platinum Blue ahead of the rest in the industry. Skye is a good woman. I admire her creativity and when she approached me with this opportunity I realized that she's the only person that I would consider working with. With us working together, Platinum Blue is going to skyrocket!"

For more information on Platinum Blue Productions and Distribution, see www.PlatinumBlueProductions.com.


The end of an era

Survivor survivor Richard Hatch heads off for 51 months at Club Fed for tax evasion. With the recent layoffs at the IRS, he could be the last millionaire to suffer this fate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/07/24/survivor-winner-richard_n_25704.html



Hillary Scott
Hillary Scott prepping for Temptation Awards

The star of the newest Britney Rears vid gets ready for her double nomination at the Canadian-based awards ceremony set for this weekend. Have a look:


HILLARY SCOTT ENJOYS TEMPTATION NOMINATIONS

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) In the music, television and mainstream movie business, dozens of award ceremonies dot the landscape offering a diverse selection of ‘best of’ evenings honoring the highest achievers in a diverse selection of categories.

In the adult entertainment industry, the Temptation Awards are attempting to recreate some of the glamour regally brought forth by the annual AVN Awards as they prepare for their debut event which will be held July 29th at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

In attendance will be rising porn sensation Hillary Scott who is making a spectacular transition from gonzo princess to big time adult superstar. With news of her eight award nominations, Hillary Scott was thrilled to learn that her work was being recognized sending a tingling sensation up the spine of the rising super starlet who views the Temptation Awards as a fresh new milestone in her young career.

“I’m really happy to receive these eight nominations for the Temptation Awards,” the beautiful blond said over a Caesar salad at a Hollywood & Vine eatery. “I worked really hard and I take my job very seriously but I like to have fun so acting and having sex on camera is the best job I’ve ever had,” she continued.

Scott has received an outstanding eight nominations for the Temptation Awards including two of the evening's biggest; Best New Starlet and Best Female Performer.

“Wow, that’s so cool getting all of these nominations. I guess it means that people really enjoy my scenes and appreciate my type of sexual performance.”

Hillary has been recognized as a participant in a number of specific sex category selections including Best All Girl Scene- Video, Best Oral Scene-Film, Best Group Sex Scene-Film, Best Group Sex Scene-Video, Best Threeway- Video and Best Anal Scene Video.

The Temptation Awards are being sponsored by the Canadian based Temptation News which is an online adult industry portal offering news, interviews, galleries and contests and has recognized Hillary Scott as one of the adult industry’s most ambitious actresses.

In addition to her wealth of hardcore all-sex DVDs on the horizon, Hillary Scott has an incredible slate of big time feature movies coming out including Sex Z Pictures’ Corruption, Vivid’s Debbie Does Dallas Again, and Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted from X-Play/Hustler Video due in stores August 22nd.

“I’m having the best time of my life and I just don’t want the fun to ever end,” Hillary stated.

Look for Hillary Scott to continue her rapid ascent towards superstar status.

For more Hillary visit www.xxxhillaryscott.com or www.myspace.com/hillaryscott.


Powers of observation

Will Durst weighs in on the First Drunken Frat Boy's (mis)behavior at the G8 summit: http://www.alternet.org/story/39324/It


July 24, 2006

Beat the heat

Things are hot all over, but the expected high temperature today in porn-center-of-the-world Chatsworth is 102°, marginally cooler than the weekend but still too hot for comfort. Here is a list of heat-avoidance and treatment procedures, so if you're shooting today, print this out – just to make sure you don't need it.
http://www.redcross.org/general/0,1082,0_243_4426,00.html


Dave Cummings
Dave Cummings reports from the trenches for July

The redoubtable Mr. Cummings passes along his latest observations about the state of the industry, and of his sex life, the lucky devil, he's getting more coed tail now than I did when I was in college. Here's Dave's latest:

FROM THE TRENCHES
BY: DAVE CUMMINGS---Porn Star/Producer/Director

Adult filming continues, even is the heat of summer. Typically, most of the Porn Industry slows to a crawl while vacations are taken and air conditioners are constantly needed almost everywhere; but, some companies are still shooting future films to put “in the can” for later releasing; in fact, I’m performing in a three-day shoot this week in Los Angeles for another company, and returning to San Diego for more “Knee Pad Nymphos” sex for my own company during the weekend.

Adult Video News (AVN) sponsored another one of their VERY successful Erotica-LA Shows recently at the Los Angeles Convention Center; It was a three-day event which attracted not only the tens of thousands of individual men that one normally sees at such gatherings, but also had an extremely large number of couples and individual women in attendance. It looks to me like porn is being more and more accepted as an integral part of life, and people are much more open about the importance of sex to their well-being and happiness. Like the Adult Internet where more and more women are accessing porn sites, females are embracing their freedom to partake of the many sexual delights offered for their fantasizing and sexual health needs. It seems to me as if “Community Standards” are also now being defined, among other measures, by product-demand, not what the hypocritical right-wing radical religious whacko folks pander to!

Since the last monthly column, I also attended the CyberNet Expo gathering of Adult Internet shakers and movers who met in San Diego for three full days of top-notch presentations and seminars. I’ve got to tell ya’s---the American Adult Internet folks hate child porn, and the overseas folks who export it via the Internet to the lowlife scumbags who access it; attendees, many of whom vote, also seemed fed up with those lawmakers who politically and stupidly propose yet more mis-directed legislation wrapped as “protecting the children” when in fact 99+% of child porn originates overseas. I hope the electorate votes out these grandstanding politicians who are more concerned about winning elections than they seem about reality!

Ok, enough about those politicians and religious hypocrites! They make my blood boil.

Lots of sex has been happening in California this past month: “Screw My Wife, Please” shoots have continued (like my “Sex Fun” and “Knee Pad Nymphos” series, I think Wildlife’s Bobby Rinaldi directed and acclaimed long-standing series has been under-rated in the awards arena, when indeed it’s an absolutely fantastic series that’s extremely well known and followed by astute consumers of quality adult entertainment); although a number of my “groupie girls” recently graduated from college and relocated to jobs across the Country, new “applicants” are starting to pop up even before the Fall classes begin—it looks like another potentially good year for me in my off-camera life; along with Porn Legends Ron Jeremy, Herschel Savage, Don Fernando, Don Hollywood, Adam Wood, and others, I joined a distinguished group of performers last month to do an older gentlemen’s Gangbang with 19-year old Crystal Clear for Producer Rob Spallone in Los Angeles---it was a fun day, complete with lots of fluffers “practicing” on us; and, this past month, I’ve shot a lot of sex scenes and content for my www.davecummings.com website and future DVD releases. Life is good! The priests and nuns at St Peter’s Academy where I attended grade school are probably looking down and shaking their heads in astonishment wondering how a devout altar boy like me turned out the way I presently am. I love my life!

Dave Cummings

Wanna Buck?
Tylene Buck up close and personal

Wrestler-turned-adult-performer pulls off the hat-trick-plus in Hustler magazine, with an interview and three of her videos reviewed in the October issue, which ought to hit the stands before long. Here's the press release:


Hustler Probes Deep Within Tylene Buck
From Headlocks and Body Slams to Handjobs and Booty Sex:
Tylene Buck’s Big Cross Over

(Chatsworth, CA) Everyone has heard of the triple-crown, but few can ever achieve it. Wrestling vixen turned adult film star Tylene Buck has pulled off a triple plus one in the October issue of Hustler Magazine.

Tylene is the focus of an in-depth interview with Hustler’s Tom Farrell. She discusses her career as one of pro-wrestling’s hottest babes and talks about her transition to hard core.

In addition to this up-close look at the buxom blonde, Hustler has reviewed her first three XXX-rated releases, Seymore Butts’ Asshunt, Pussy Party 14: King Klit and Seymore Butts’ Ass Good As It Gets. All three movies are available through Pure Play Media and received high marks from the staff at Hustler.

With unprecedented coverage in porn’s top magazine, Tylene Buck is prepared to body slam the competition and grapple her way into the hearts, minds and hard-ons of porn fans everywhere.


US wealthy set for generations

The IRS is laying off lawyers whose job was to audit super-rich tax-non-payers who may avoid the estate tax, which only affects the highest incomes and accumulations of wealth.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/23/business/23tax.html


Wal-Mart: Threat or menace?

The ugly underside of free-market economics: Wal-Mart's power as the biggest retailer in the US – one in five retail transactions in the US takes place at a Wal-Mart – causes problems for its suppliers, and the problems are passed on to all of us as the suppliers downsize and jobs go overseas.
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/39251/


How's that again?

I was surprised to hear that Ariel Sharon's condition got worse over the weekend. He had a stroke in January and has been in a coma ever since.

How much worse can his condition get?


Mika Tan is a Sex-Z geisha

The vivacious and energetic Mika Tan tones it down to portray a geisha in a new vid directed by veteran director and Hall of Famer Roy Karch for Sex Z Pictures. Looks like a winner.


SEX Z PICTURES’ MEMOIRS OF MIKA TAN IS ASIAN DELIGHT

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) Mika Tan stars as a very convincing Geisha Girl in Sex Z Pictures’ brand new release of Memoirs of Mika Tan - Happy Endings in stores now. The beautifully captured movie showcases the finest women performing the ancient art of Oriental massage therapy.

Directed by veteran Roy Karch, the movie is a perfect sexual escape for those who love gorgeous Asian women taking care of men in the comfort of a Japanese massage parlor. In an interesting twist on Asian themed movies, Memoirs of Mika Tan - Happy Endings also includes a few non-Asian women featuring super starlet Hillary Scott who assists Mika Tan on one massage that breaks out into a dirty 3 way sex scene.

“Hillary and Mika make a perfect tandem when they take care of Tommy Gunn during the movie’s climatic scene,” stated Karch during a recent lunch at a Hollywood eatery. “The contrast between Mika’s darker features and Hillary’s all-American blond looks was really hot,” Karch continued.

In fact, the entire movie is packed with hot sex scenes and is part of Sex Z Pictures newest desire to in showcase multiple partners during sex scenes. “We like to have enough 3-way sex encounters to keep people glued to the action on the screen,” stated the movie’s executive producer Bo Kenney.

The movie stars Mika Tan along with Hillary Scott, Annie Cruz, Jade Hsu, Felix Vicious, Sammie Rhodes, Tiffany DiGiavanni, Kapri Styles and introduces Carmella performing a sexy double penetration scene with two well hung guys. There are a number of nasty 3-way sex scenes and as things turned out, it was only Carmella’s first week in the adult movie business and her second double penetration ever.

Memoirs of Mika Tan - Happy Endings revolves around the diary of a young Geisha Girl played wonderfully by Mika Tan. Writing about her adventures as a sexual pleasure provider, Mika displays a convincing Japanese accent and shows that she has good command of the Japanese language during the opening dialogue sequence and throughout the movie.

Sex Z Pictures delivers a no holds barred look at what sex in the privacy of a Geisha House is like. “Although the Geisha world is quite complex, I wanted to break it down to the most simplistic of elements which is beautiful women having great sex. Hence, the term happy endings which is why we’re all here,” Karch explained.

"Working with Mika is an experience I look forward to each time she's on my set. A wonderful talent, a very hot babe with a hunger for both sex and detail that make her truly one the very best in an industry filled with girls who just call it in. Mika is the whole package!" Karch continued.

With beautiful camera work, brightly lit sex scenes and enough sex crazed women to virtually guarantee that the viewer will not make it through the entire movie on the first attempt, Memoirs of Mika Tan - Happy Endings is the perfect Asian fantasy.

Memoirs of Mika Tan - Happy Endings is in stores everywhere from Sex Z Pictures.



She has nice tits. Trust me on this.
Lethal ladies are Built for Sex

The newest offering from Stoney Curtis and director Harry Palm (I'm thinking pseudonym, how about you?) are harnessing the sexual energy of new performers and recoding it on digital video for your pleasure. And theirs. Here's the detail.

They May Be New, But the Girls in Lethal Hardcore's Latest are Built for Sex

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — They're young, they're firm, they're all natural, but most of all, the five beauties in Lethal Hardcore's latest title are built for sex.

Built for Sex 4, clocking in at over three hours and in stores now, features Mindy Lee, Lana Sky, Melody Peters, Alexa Von Teese and Sydney Capri in hot XXX action directed by Harry Palm that shows off their sexual skills as thoroughbreds in bed.

With the influx of new talent joining the industry every day, Built for Sex 4's title is appropriate for the level of competence the girls bring when they start, Curtis said.

"The females entering the porn industry today have more experience with anal, DPs and gangbangs out the gate than I've ever seen in the past," Lethal Hardcore owner Stoney Curtis said. "It seems that each new crop has done more and is comfortable with doing things that most girls didn't do five years ago. These ladies are truly built for sex and can take anything anyone can dish out -- we even have some anal and ATMs."

Lethal Hardcore's next release will be Interracial P.O.V. 5, starring Lexi Cummings, Devon Lee, Joey Valentine, Haley Young and Tiffany, hitting store shelves next week.

"There's some amazing talent lined up in intense scenes for Interracial P.O.V. 5," Curtis added. "These girls are fairly new girls to the business and they love what they do."

For more information visit stoneycurtisxxx.com. Distributors may email Mike Ott at celestialproductions (at) socal.rr.com.



The molding started lower
Psst. Hey you... Wanna fuck a Club Jenna girl?

Of course you do, and of course you probably won't, unless you're active talent and you're on her I'll-work-with-him list. So here's the next best thing: a Ultra-Realistic pussy molded directly from the private parts of the object of your affections. Take a look:

Doc Johnson Launches Club Jenna UR3® Pocket Pussy™ Collection

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Doc Johnson has teamed up with Club Jenna, the namesake production company of Jenna Jameson that was recently acquired by Playboy, for a line of UR3® masturbatory sleeves made directly from molds of Club Jenna’s exclusive performers Jesse Capelli, McKenzie Lee, Ashton Moore and Sophia Rossi.

The sleeves in the Club Jenna UR3® Pocket Pussy™ collection are made with Doc Johnson’s patented UR3® (Ultra Realistic 3.0) material, scientifically formulated to feel and respond like human flesh. UR3® is compatible with water based or silicone lubricants. In addition, each of the sleeves offers its own style of exterior grip, further heightening the individuality of the sleeves in the Club Jenna collection. The inner core of the sleeve is ribbed for an especially tight grip.

“The Club Jenna Girls each have their own unique personality and fan base, and we felt that their signature Pocket Pussies should reflect that,” commented Chad Braverman, director of product development and licensing for Doc Johnson. “We’re not introducing a new sleeve packaged in four different ways; we’re introducing four unique sleeve styles.”

The bodies of the UR3® sleeves are a natural tone, accented with pink labia in order to make the Pocket Pussies appear as real as they feel.

July 21, 2006

It's magic

I was at the Magic Castle last night around midnight, getting ready to head into my last show of the evening (David Yee in the Close-Up Gallery) when I noticed Evan Stone and Syren in the Grand Salon. I showed them some of the sights, inclucing see-through pianist Invisible Irma (who surprised Evan by playing "Ventura Highway"), and initiated them into some of the traditions at the Castle, including the now-traditional half-hour wait for the show at the Close-Up Gallery, which only seats 22 people. Supply and demand, you know.

It's amazing who turns up at the Castle nowadays. I saw Nick East at the bar having a bowl of the Castle's world-famous chili recently. See you there.


The long and short of it. Kirsten Price poses with an outsize image of herself.
Wicked Pictures contract performer Kirsten Price in Denver tonight

She'll be meeting and greeting at a big party in the mile-high city tonight. Well-written press release with a clever headline alluding to a somewhat-obscure 1995 indie film follows:


Things To Do In Denver When You're KIRSTEN PRICE!

LOS ANGELES, CA / DENVER, CO -- One of Hollywood's newest and brightest ingénues, gorgeous actress and model KIRSTEN PRICE is coming up fast everywhere you look these days! Whether she's breaking it down with DAVE NAVARRO at EROTICA LA, hosting hot shows on PLAYBOY TV, throwing down titles at various HAWAIIAN TROPIC competitions, lensing exclusive layouts for PLAYBOY'S BOOK OF LINGERIE, or stunning you in such WICKED PICTURES releases as DUALITY and the hotly-anticipated science fiction spectacular THE VISITORS, this voluptuous beauty with all the right curves has become one of the most explosive superstars in the mainstream firmament.

With all this exposure, admirers are clamoring like never before for a chance to chill with this charismatic superstar in person. And despite a hectic filming and promotional schedule that keeps this busy Wicked contract star burning at both ends 24/7, she's still down with making quality time for her fans, which is exactly what she'll be doing tomorrow night by hosting what's certain to be remembered as one of Denver's finest soirees of the year -- indie record label REVOLUTIONARY MUSIC's "Degenerate DJs Do Denver," at the ultra-chic multi level/multi room venue SHELTER, located at 1037 Broadway downtown.

The launch party for Revolutionary's "Degenerate DJs Do America Tour 2006," which will be sweeping the nation this September, this event was conceived by the quintessential degenerate DJ, SHIFTY JOHNSON, who'll be decked out in Wicked gear as he rocks the sexy beats with label mates SISTA STROKE and ADRIENNE SANCHEZ. Both Wicked Pictures and Revolutionary Music will be providing promotional giveaways, and an ongoing fetish fashion show will tantalize the crowd while Kirsten and the Revolutionary crew get the party started.

You just can't wait until tomorrow night for a taste of the sensual treats to come? No problem, Wicked Pictures and Revolutionary Music have you covered. For music samples check out www.revolutionarymusic.com's "A Safe House Podcast," mixed by DJ Form, and to see exclusive clips and stills from THE VISITORS, go to www.thevisitorsthemovie.com.

She may have grown up in and around Boston, but Kirsten has come up fast in the glitzy high stakes world of international superstardom. She'll be Stunner Number One this Friday night, so step up and lose yourself in her brand new groove of fresh beats and flashy beauty deep inside a world-class house atmosphere.

Wicked Pictures Sales Information:
For Wicked Pictures Domestic Sales Information, Please Contact:
Bonnie Kail
Email: bonnie (at) wickedpictures.com

For Wicked Pictures International Sales Information, Please Contact:
Steven Vlottes
Email: MrVlottes (at) wickedpictures.com

www.wickedpictures.com


The emperor has no brain

Okay, given, I am not the biggest fan of Our Esteemed President, but this lays things out in an almost-frightening manner. I think the line "
[T]his guy is so dumb he has no idea how dumb he is" nails it.
http://www.alternet.org/story/39164/


No brain, but a lot of cunning

Looks like he managed to personally derail a look into his sooper-snooper program, though.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/blog/2006/07/19/BL2006071900935.html


Nothing like the first time. All six of them.

Digital Playground sends out another Friday trailer from workhorse director Robby D., this time the latest edition of his "My First Porn" line. Link to the trailer is in there. Have fun.


DIGITAL PLAYGROUND PROUDLY RELEASES "MY FIRST PORN 6"

Digital Playground is thrilled to announce the release of My First Porn 6. Shot entirely on HD, by acclaimed and awarded contract director, Robby D., 'My First Porn 6' is a hysterical installment in the best selling line. The MFP series tells a twisted and humorous account of the adventures and pitfalls a porn director must face in a days work. From upset boyfriends, to drug addictions and female problems, My First Porn is a hilarious tribute to real life on the set. Volume 6 features Delilah Strong in a delicious anal extravaganza, Riley Shy in a heated romp, Digital Playground's own Cody Bangs, in his debut hardcore performance with the lovely, sweet and innocent Kelsey Michaels, Holly Morgan in a testament to Scott Nails' heterosexuality and Carmella Bing in a temperature rising butt fuck with Marco Banderas. Complete with motion chapter menus and a cum-shot recap, My First Porn 6 is available on DVD August 3rd, with a ship date of July 27th.

Place your orders now with Peggy or Sue:
Peggy (at) DigitalPlayground.com
Sue (at) DigitalPlayground.com

Up YOUR automatic orders and receive FREE PORN! Ask us how!

Watch the trailer for My First Porn 6 NOW!!!
http://www.digitalplayground.com/mov/mfp6.html

Digital Playground founder and director, Joone, loves the concept. "My First Porn is hysterical. Robby let the cameras roll and the results are phenomenal. The scenes are hot and sexy but it's put together in a way that gives the viewer a new respect for old-style adult filmmaking." Critics agree. Rog Reviews writes, "a little humor and a whole lot of strokable smut." Don Houston at DVDTalk gives MFP a rating of "Highly Recommended" and Adult DVD Empire says it's 'top notch,' writing, "a fun launch to Robby's latest gonzo series." This is heavy hitting, hard-core gonzo action, starring today's top magazine cover models and aimed directly at fans of old-school porn.

Please find more information about this anticipated title online at http://www.DigitalPlayground.com


July 19, 2006

Oops

I said Tuesday that Nelson X is "already a better writer than anyone at AVN" and it was called to my attention that Mike Albo is now at AVN. By Mike Albo, who oughta know.

In view of this new information, I should have said that "Nelson X joining AVN raises their roster of competent writers to two, the other being the estimable Mike Albo."

I regret the error. As, I'm sure, AVN regrets the error of hiring a company owner as an Associate Editor.

Damn

Today's L.A. Times story on the upcoming Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip includes this quote:

While the pilot clearly takes aim at television's current lowbrow factor, [writer-producer Aaron] Sorkin promises he is not raging against the medium that pays his bills. The characters of Matt, Danny and Jordan are all driven by the legacy they have inherited, the "medium of Sid Caesar and Jackie Gleason, Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, and it's ours now, and it matters what we do with it," Sorkin said.

That's an excellent observation. I remember when I was working in mainstream TV, I felt the same way. Okay, tabulating the responses to a questionnaire that asked 100 women in the US Army if they had ever dented a tank isn't exactly continuing the legacy of the Golden Age of Television (although I was working for one of its pioneers, Mark Goodson) but I was aware that there was a legacy here, and I was honored to be a part of it.

This idea was illuminated in 1958 in Edward R. Murrow's speech to the Radio-Television News Directors Association, which I had to find by digging through the microfilm files of the Edward R. Murrow papers in the basement of the Oviatt Library at CSUN, reeling through 35mm film strips until I found a photographic reproduction of Murrow's typewritten manuscript. Now you can find it on line with a few mouse clicks.

Note what Murrow said:

This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference. This weapon of television could be useful.

Amen.



Shane's World gets bigger

The company adds a new studio to its distribution operation, with the first vid coming out the end of September. Have a look at the detail:


Shane’s World Studios Signs Nocturnal to Distribution Deal

Chatsworth, Calif. – Shane’s World Studios has announced an exclusive distribution deal with Nocturnal Productions.

Nocturnal Productions is a niche-based gonzo company featuring porn stars as well as up and coming starlets. Nocturnal will be releasing its first movie at the end of September titled “The Great American Squirt-off.” The title is a true competitive squirting challenge featuring Flower Tucci, Cytherea, Angela Stone, Lexi love, Kat and Felony. Each contestant’s squirting abilities were actually measured in several categories such as distance, amount of fluid and frequency. The title also features Ron Jeremy as one of the Judges and Mike Maravich as the comedic host.

“The deal between Shane’s World Studios and Nocturnal Productions is guaranteed to be great for both companies,” said Jennie Grant, owner of Shane’s World. “It’s hard for us to find another product that we want to put our name on but with Nocturnal we see something that no one else is doing. Nocturnal Productions is taking the hardcore edge in gonzo, focusing on niches and adding entertainment value with the reality factor. We are excited to welcome them aboard!”

“We are excited Shane’s World Studios choose to distribute us. They are the IT reality company!” said Ian Friedman of Nocturnal Productions. “We compliment each other very well and I look forward to a long relationship with them.”

When asked about the direction of Nocturnal productions Friedman stated, “We chose to have our movies focus on different niches but wanted to show the porn stars being themselves and having fun. We were tired of seeing the same movie with the same girls. We do our research and find girls that really enjoy whatever that movies theme is. We plan to make some solid porno while letting the girls explore their sexuality. There is nothing sexier then that.”

Shane’s World Studios left their New Sensations/Digital Sin distribution deal in May. Since then the studio has been expanding their lines, director roster and now their distribution.

Nocturnal productions will be distributed solely through Shane’s World Studios. For foreign and domestic inquiries, e-mail megan (at) shanesworld.com


Food for thought

I don't think it's quite as bad as he paints it, but have a look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTW0y6kazWM



July 18, 2006

Back from Vegas

The XBiz Summer Conference is over, and we're back, rested and ready to get back to whatever the hell we do around here. Look for a wrap-up and an swag inventory, along with a quick peek at the seminars (although XBiz did a good job already on their own site) and a from-the-inside review of the Hard Rock Hotel and Paris, where The Lovely Mrs. Hunter and one of the Little Hunters met me for the weekend after the conference was over.

Now we are three

It seems like only yesterday we were hanging out at Sardo's, just a bunch of pals, singin' our hearts out just for fun. (This sounds like one of those you-just-won-an-Oscar® interviews, doesn't it?) Now it's three years later, some of the faces have changed, but PSK goes on. Tonight there'll be a special celebration with a new drink and a cake.

See you there.

Porn Star Karaoke's 3rd Anniversary
Tuesday, July 18 starting at 9pm
Sardo's in Burbank, CA

This Tuesday, July 18 is the 3rd Anniversary of Porn Star Karaoke, the weekly industry gathering at Sardo's in Burbank. Quite a few of the night's former hosts are expected to be there - including Nicki Hunter, Jason Sechrest, Tee Reel and KSEXradio's Flexx. And thank Seymour Satin, Sardo's manager, for keeping the party going all these years. This week there will be no cover charge - but seating will only be provided for porn stars. Please call for reservations and come before 10:30.

About Porn Star Karaoke: Karaoke...sometimes when it's bad, it's better.

Every Tuesday night, adult industry members gather to kick back at this little bar & grill in Burbank, CA called Sardo's. We get drunk and entertain each other in any way that the law will permit, all loosely disguised as karaoke. It all started back in July of 2003 with a cozy group of friends. More people kept showing up every week, and it blew up into the phenomenon that is now P-O-R-N Star Karaoke. This weekly event is generating lots of press and notoriety as well as good times for all. Hang with big name adult stars, party till the wee hours of the morning and see why this is the longest running re-occurring industry event EVER! The fun begins at 9pm and goes till 2am with drink specials, giveaways and more. So bring a chick and come have a blast, every Tuesday night at Sardo's Bar in Burbank. For directions visit www.Sardosbar.com.

Sardo's Restaurant and Bar. 259 N. Pass Ave., Burbank, CA. 818.846.8126


Now we are three too

The cover for the new Britney Rears video, number three – featuring the new Britney Rears, number two – has been unveiled and here is the top part of it, stopping right before we get to the good bits. A press release is attached, and here it is:

BRITNEY REARS 3 BOX COVER UNVEILED WITH HILLARY SCOTT

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) After stepping off of Larry Flynt’s luxury private jet, rising superstar Hillary Scott was whisked away via limousine to the Hustler Video headquarters in Beverly Hills to unveil the new box cover design of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted. The highly anticipated movie due in stores everywhere August 22nd stands a great chance of becoming Hustler’s biggest selling title of 2006.

“Wow, I love this box because it really captures what this movie is all about,” stated the sexy blond starlet who was accompanied by the movie’s director Will Rider to get a first hand glimpse of the DVD and the beautiful promotional posters.

The entertaining movie revolves around Britney transporting herself and her girlfriend back into the year 1974 using a time machine purchased off of eBay. The girls encounter a world filled with soul music, disco and afros as they have wild sex during their efforts to find their way back to 2006.

“I loved being in Britney Rears 3,” stated Jasmine Byrne who plays Britney’s friend during the wild time travel adventure. “It’s unlike any porn movie I’ve ever made and the music soundtrack is so good it makes you feel like you’re back in the 70s,” she continued.  Jasmine was referring to the all original music that was recorded live specifically for this movie.

Full size Britney Rears 3 posters were also on display giving the entire Hustler conference room a disco and soul music appeal. The posters are being sent out to distributors and retail stores across the country in anticipation of this mega movie release.

The first Britney Rears movie became Larry Flynt Publications’ biggest selling title of 2005 and Britney Rears 2 recently peaked at #2 on the sales chart proving that this is a major hit movie franchise.

XRCO Best New Starlet Hillary Scott has assumed the lead role playing the lovable Britney Rears and provides some great acting along with her enthusiastic sex scenes. “I love being Britney," Hillary exclaimed.

“This is the best Britney Rears movie by far because the story is great, Hillary gets naked and the music is funky as hell. What more could you want from a porn adventure?” stated Will Rider looking very pleased with the DVD box artwork.

With over 4 hours of total footage including 6 behind the scenes segments, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted has summer blockbuster written all over it. Starring an all-star cast of Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Jenna Presley, Kat, Alana Evans, Victoria Sweet and Melissa Martinez getting it on with J. Depth, Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen, Johnny Castle, and Marco Banderas, Britney Rears 3 will be in the running for many awards later this year.

Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted is in stores everywhere August 22nd from X-Play/Hustler Video.

Check out www.britneyrears.com and www.myspace.com/therealbritneyrears for more information
For sales inquiries contact: David Diamond, Hustler Video, ddiamond (at) lfp.com

Attaboy

Jason Hoke moves up the corporate ladder at Adam & Eve and good for him. I've known Jason for years and it's nice to know that good things happen to good people.

ADAM & EVE NAMES JASON HOKE GENERAL MANAGER OF RETAIL DIVISION

Hillsborough, NC - Adam & Eve, America’s number one source for all things erotic, is pleased to announce that Director of Sales and Marketing for Adam and Eve Wholesale, Jason Hoke, has been promoted to General Manager of the company’s expanded Retail Division.

Nolan Williams, General Manager of the company stores and acting General Manager of the Retail Division, says, "we are looking forward to Jason's assuming the mantle of leadership of the division." Williams was instrumental in establishing and growing Adam & Eve's Retail Stores since the division began in 2000, and he will continue to focus on developing the new franchisee businesses and improving the existing stores with a broader and deeper array of services. Williams will work with Hoke, Marcus Goswick, Director of Operations, Debbie Williams, Operations, and Brian Rucci, Director of Franchise Sales.

After five years in his role as Director of Sales and Marketing, Hoke will now oversee the corporate development of Adam & Eve retail stores and its growing franchise program.

“I am excited to help Adam & Eve achieve the next level in our retail and franchising efforts,” says Hoke. “I look forward to increasing the number of franchises from the current 14, and spearheading plans for additional corporate stores.”

"We are confident that Jason will excel in his new role with retail. His dedication and drive set a new standard within Adam & Eve’s Wholesale Division — and we are confident he will do the same in his new position," said Bob Christian, President of the Retail companies for Adam & Eve.

Hoke joined Adam & Eve Wholesale in 1999 as a sales associate and was named Director of Sales & Marketing for Adam & Eve Wholesale in 2001.


AVN eliminates middleman, hires advertiser for editorial department

You can't make this shit up. AVN has announced that they have hired Chatsworth Pictures owner Nelson X as a new Associate Editor, which sounds pretty impressive until you look at the masthead and see that "Associate Editor" is the bottom rung of the ladder.

Okay, ignore for the moment that Nelson is already a better writer than anybody at AVN – look at any of his press releases – so he will start out on thin ice with "Editor In Chief" Mike Web Cruiser, who resents anybody who can write better than he does, which is anybody who has mastered subject-verb agreement, which is anybody who writes anything more complicated than a shopping list, and consider that they now have a company owner looking at every video review before it is published, the reviews for his company and everybody else's. And when the Nominations Meetings start, Nelson will be The Elephant In The Room, with everybody else determinedly saying "What elephant?"

Makes you wonder who's minding the store over there.


Speaking of good writers

Mickey Spillane, the hard-boiled detective fiction writer, died Monday at his home in South Carolina. I first got turned on to Spillane in the early '70s, through a parody in National Lampoon called "My Gun Is Cute" by "Germaine Spillane." The dead-on parody, by Henry Beard, led me to investigate the real thing, and I was not disappointed by Spillane's clipped prose, whipping through book after book (any used bookstore has a treasure-trove of discarded Spillane books) and enjoying them all.

He was 85.

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-spillane18jul18,1,2111232.story?coll=la-news-obituaries



Gonna be Stormy in North Carolina

Performer/writer/director/feature dancer Stormy takes the stage in North Carolina this week, pressing the flesh for those who liked her in her mainstream appearances and want to see what she looks like naked. Details follow:

STORMY DANIELS Hits The South...With Desire

LOS ANGELES CA / RALEIGH, NC - The last time the Tarheel State made headlines in the adult media, two local cheerleaders were accused of allegedly ending an evening of nightclub revelry with a little one-on-one debauchery of their own in a public restroom, only to come out swinging at patrons who took exception to their public display of affection. Well, North Carolina is going to catch an erotic spotlight of a radically different stripe next week, after WICKED PICTURES megastar and mainstream personality STORMY DANIELS' appearance on WXQR FM (Wilmington) Rock 105's top-rated CREEDENCE & BISHOP SHOW Monday July 17th before bringing her million-watt smile, come-hither sensuality, and voluptuous curves to Raleigh's upscale "THEE DOLLHOUSE" for 4 days of feature dancing beginning Thursday July 20th!

Monday afternoon's radio interview is another step on STORMY DANIELS' road to superstardom; after all, the woman who is setting the new gold standard for female sex symbols is diversifying like never before, and she continues to reinvent herself in new and exciting ways.

Currently appearing in Brad Armstrong's' TAKEN, Stormy has firmly established herself as a filmmaker in her own right, and her success in transitioning from actress to director has led to her story being published in the book “Naked Ambition," and in recent months, she's graced the pages of Playboy Mexico, attended the premiere of "The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift," appeared at a Charity Poker Tournament with Carmen Electra, and shot a guest spot on "Dirt" with Courtney Cox. More popular than ever as a feature dancer, Stormy has been the first adult star to be nominated by Exotic Dancer Magazine as “Entertainer of the Year” for two years in a row.

To see why she keeps snaring such honors year after year, just check out one of Stormy's exclusive appearances at Thee Dollhouse, at the dates and times below:

Thursday:
6pm, 9pm and 12am

Friday:
12:30pm, 6pm, 9pm and 12am

Saturday:
9pm and 12am

Sunday:
6pm, 9pm and 12am

Don't miss this chance to bask in the glow of the woman who continues to blur the increasingly thin line between adult and mainstream entertainment. This is one Southern girl who comes out swinging every time, but don't worry - the only thing she'll hit you with is desire!

Thee Dollhouse
3210 Yonkers Rd.
Raleigh, NC
www.theedollhouseraleigh.com

For More Information, please visit:
www.clubstormydaniels.com
www.wickedpictures.com

For Wicked Pictures Sales Information:
 
For Domestic Sales, Please Contact:
Bonnie Kail
Email: bonnie (at) wickedpictures.com

For International Sales, Please Contact:
Steven Vlottes
Email: MrVlottes (at) wickedpictures.com


There's two good reasons to see her right there
Is it hot in Allentown, or is it just Vicky Vette?

The buxom performer plays Pennsylvania after a European trip. Here's the detail:

Allentown is about to be hit with a bigger heatwave than anything Mother Nature could come up with. That's because the vivacious and sexy VICKY VETTE (www.vickyathome.com) is about to dance up a storm this week at Erv's!

The 2005 award winner is fresh off inking a deal with Naughty America to sign at adult expo in Las Vegas in 2007. And this week the Viking Princess is going to celebrate with all her fans in the Pennsylvania area.

"I just love meeting my fans and dancing for them." Vicky replied when asked about her trip to Allentown.
 
Fresh off a European tour that rejuvenated her batteries, the beautiful Adult performer is ready to show the fans some new tricks that she has picked up overseas.

For more information on showtimes and other notes contact Erv's at 1231 Airport Road, #162, Allentown, PA 18103 or go to their Website.